Why are girls so clumsy ?

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  1. lpalma121

    lpalma121 Senior member

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    I’ve had it already with some of these women,, seems every time I get together with one something always happens. It ranges from being tipsy and burning the head liner of my Mercedes with a cigarette ( because your drunk ass can’t wait) to breaking wine glasses at my home. Let’s not forget the drinks that get spilled on my expensive shirts and suits (yeah…. Ouch) at bar/lounges. Yesterday was the best , some new girl came over and accidentally knocked over my new $600 lamp , luckily only the shade got damaged so I hope when I go and scavenge for a new shade it’s not a big deal but I have a feeling it is. I tried to act all cool about it like “it’s just a lamp” , meanwhile I’m thinking I can ’t wait until you ass leaves so I could try to piece this baby back together somehow. It was like that scene from The Christmas story” with the leg lamp. And what do all these events have in common… They all say “I’m sorry”. But you know what , sorry doesn’t pay for the damage that’s been caused. I wouldn’t even have the gal to request money for these “accidents’ Funny thing is, how come I have yet to go over to someone’s home and cause damage to their property or even their vehicles? Is it just that I’m careful? Is it that I know things cost money? Hey I also get tipsy …..but I’m aware of my surroundings and the things I do. These women get a little drunk and start knocking shit all over the place like toddlers. I’m just done.
     


  2. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan White Hispanic

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    I know right? Show me a group of drunken men who have ever caused any property damage!
     


  3. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    Some of them find it cute acting clumsy and shit.
     


  4. lpalma121

    lpalma121 Senior member

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    If anyone has a story please share it so I don't feel alone.
     


  5. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    Cool story about how you have a nice car, expensive shirts and a $600 lamp. I don't let people smoke in my car, and my current girlfriend and most of the women I have dated in the past are more graceful and poised than me, so unfortunately I can't help you.
     


  6. div25sec9

    div25sec9 Senior member

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    Maybe you shouldn't be getting them so drunk before you try to bring them home for the score.... or take the girl to her place so none of your shit gets broken
     


  7. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    Sounds like you date ditzy girls, who you fail to keep out of trouble by not smoking in your car or not letting them get stupid drunk.
     


  8. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    This is the down side of slipping them ruffies. You will find they also don't lie in bed like a rag doll if you don't have to drug a woman to get sex. True story.
     


  9. redcaimen

    redcaimen Bigtime

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    Why do you feel the need for a $600 lamp* at an age when dating usually ends with everybody intoxicated? If you are over the age of 30 and you are still dating women that get so wasted they crash into things thats called alcoholism not clumsiness.









    * why does anyone feel the need for a $600 lamp
     
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  10. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    this is what i thought we were supposed to take away from the OP as well
     


  11. lpalma121

    lpalma121 Senior member

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    ^ because It was beautiful
     


  12. lpalma121

    lpalma121 Senior member

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    Listen it could have been a Honda civic and the shirts from H&M I still would be ranting .... or maybe not .... BTW sone of these women are professionals .
     


  13. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    You even have to get your hookers drunk?
     


  14. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Hmm, new girl yesterday. Yet last week you said:


    And now professionals? Son, you are just slamming.
     


  15. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    oh, hookers. i thought by "professionals" we were talking about WNBA players
     


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