Who will win American Idol?

[Matt]

Yeah yeah, pretend you dont know its on and all that... So who is going to win? I cant believe that old looking dorky dipshit guy lasted this long - but then I guess anything that involves Americans and voting probably shouldnt be taken all that seriously (see Presidential Election). So...having said that...I'll start a poll

Anyhow, I think that hot chick should win, although I prefered the bald guy that got sent home a couple of shows back. What do you guys think?

 

[johnapril]

I don't know who the people are or what happens if they win or what they win. I would sooner take a dump than know.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by johnapril

I don't know who the people are or what happens if they win or what they win. I would sooner take a dump than know.

What he said ^

Jon.

 

[Brian SD]

I want the dipshit guy. The hot girl is absolutely horrible. But I think she'll win anyway because the producers probably don't want to risk the impending failure of a record with the dipshit.

 

[LabelKing]

Has any American Idol, save for that woman, achieved any notable fame?

 

[Matt]

depends how you define notable fame I guess. Lots of platinum albums between them.

 

[AlanC]

He's from Alabama; she's from California. No brainer: Go Taylor!

 

[Bradford]

I thought the tall basketball girl was hot, how did she do?

 

[faustian bargain]

hasselhoff sheds a tear...

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by faustian bargain

hasselhoff sheds a tear...
I saw the Hasselhoff clip about 10 times the next day: Letterman, Ferguson, et al. Didn't realize David had such a tender side.

What a tool.

 

[matadorpoeta]

Any exhausting, hours-long orgy is bound to have unexpected moments of transcendence punctuating its otherwise mechanical, fill-every-hole excess, when the right body part finds its way into the perfect orifice, momentarily elevating the entire enterprise into something far greater than the sum of its hopelessly entangled, blindly thrusting parts. Last night's American Idol finale generated its indelible moment in the waning seconds of its two-hour talent show of the damned, when cameras caught former Baywatch icon and pop-star-in-his-own-right David Hasselhoff misting up as silver-maned, low-grade seizure sufferer Taylor Hicks was finally named this season's champion, spilling the unselfconscious tears of one who realizes he's witnessing the birth of another music career that will only be properly appreciated in Germany.

you have to admit that's great writing.

 

[faustian bargain]

i like defamer's cattiness.