Which of these shirts to wear in a music video?

[dsmolken]

One of my bands is shooting another video in a few weeks and need to look like a complete insufferable douchebag with horrible taste. I have several hideous shirts to choose from, but which one should I wear?

One:

Two:

Three:

Four:

Five:

Six:

Seven:

Eight:

Nine:

Ten:

The video will be for this song:

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I'm not doing any vocals in this one, so I won't have too much screen time.

And this is what I wore in the last Goatbomb video:

 

[nicelynice]

whoa, you guys rule http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fet40...eature=related

 

[dsmolken]

Haha, yeah, we are awesome!

But I think the real message of the votes is that I should cut the sleeves off more shirts.

 

[dsmolken]

Interesting to see how the voting's breaking down... I'm surprised the first one is getting as many votes as it is, it's really quite basic and subtle by my standards. I mean, it doesn't even have any pigeons on it or anything. Why pick it over any of the theoretically louder others?

 

[mondayc]

8 is pretty bad, but 10 is douchebag bad. I think that's what you're looking for.

 

[theom-]

please tell me you made that last video just to troll on here.

 

[dsmolken]

Originally Posted by tigerFormula

please tell me you made that last video just to troll on here.
Nah. To promote the band by trolling hardcore, metal and bass forums, perhaps. To troll here, definitely not.

 

[cez]

If those are your only options I recommend you get a new stylist.

 

[ter1413]

wow...you actually bought all of those shirts!!!

 

[Wiker]

Originally Posted by cez

If those are your only options I recommend you get a new stylist.

I agree, those shirts are not nice, nor "cool".

 

[dsmolken]

Originally Posted by ter1413

wow...you actually bought all of those shirts!!!
What, did you think I stole them?

Originally Posted by Wiker

I agree, those shirts are not nice, nor "cool".
LOL, I don't expect anyone here to find them tasteful. I'm asking which one y'all find most offensive.

 

[ter1413]

It's a tossup! They are all offensive!!
And I didn't think that you stole them....just amazed that you spent $$ on them!

 

[*Tee*]

If you really intend to look as unfortunate as possible, I'd go with the 2nd one, pop the collar , fix/stabilize it with half a bottle of hair spray and get a matching pocket square ( skull and crossbones !? )

 

[Jekyll]

Love your band dude.

 

[dsmolken]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

Love your band dude.
Unlike you, I don't do irony.

Originally Posted by *Tee*

If you really intend to look as unfortunate as possible, I'd go with the 2nd one, pop the collar , fix/stabilize it with half a bottle of hair spray and get a matching pocket square ( skull and crossbones !? )
"Unfortunate"? LOL. To be more specific, I'm trying to come off as a complete jerk who'd break a girl's heart and laugh about it, then forget her completely in a few days.