What's your sexual orientation?

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  1. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    I'll start : 62% straight, which seems about right, maybe a bit low.


    I think that makes you the straightest man in all of France. Maybe after Sarko.

    Mine was 84 and 16.
     
  2. bluemagic

    bluemagic Senior member

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    "According to the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, you are 83% straight and 17% gay.

    In subjective terms, this means you are predominantly heterosexual; only incidentally homosexual."
     
  3. rach2jlc

    rach2jlc Prof. Fabulous Dubiously Honored

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    Anyone care to discuss the implications of a test that presumes the nature of the question, i.e., people are x% one and 100-x% the other, rather than a binary state or even a shifting binary state (this week straight, last week gay)? What is this supposed to mean?


    I would like to say that this test is completely fucking retarded. For starters:
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    Exactly. Which is why I mentioned above that it should only be used as a further discussion sparker here on the forum, or a continuation of why's thread, in that it might be an interesting way to discuss issues of homosexuality in relation to social circles, "self-determined/selected" acts and reporting, etc.

    Beyond that... yeah, it's dumb.
     
  4. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    And there seemed to be no mention of mollusks. Just saying.
     
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    rach2jlc Prof. Fabulous Dubiously Honored

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    And there seemed to be no mention of mollusks. Just saying.

    I'm currently formulating a "Prof Fab Mollusk Revulsion Grid," which will show the percentage of a man's aversion to the Decrepitudinous Gash.

    My initial data reports me somehow as 650,000% aversed to the Mollusk. I must have some sort of error in my quantitative analysis equation.

    Back to the drawing board! [​IMG]
     
  6. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I'm currently formulating a "Prof Fab Mollusk Revulsion Grid," which will show the percentage of a man's aversion to the Decrepitudinous Gash.

    My initial data reports me somehow as 650,000% aversed to the Mollusk. I must have some sort of error in my quantitative analysis equation.

    Back to the drawing board! [​IMG]


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  7. freefinancialadvice

    freefinancialadvice Senior member

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    According to the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, you are 71% straight and 29% gay.

    Christ!

    Well, economically:

    Heterosexuals can have sex with 50% of the population,

    Homosexuals can have sex with 50% of the population.

    Bisexuals can have sex with 100% of the population.

    So economically, it pays to be bisexual.

    and it pays to be on Ecstasy/MDMA to have a good excuse for later.
     
  8. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    According to the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, you are 71% straight and 29% gay.

    Christ!

    Well, economically:

    Heterosexuals can have sex with 50% of the population,

    Homosexuals can have sex with 50% of the population.

    Bisexuals can have sex with 100% of the population.

    So economically, it pays to be bisexual.

    and it pays to be on Ecstasy/MDMA to have a good excuse for later.



    Woody Allen is credited with saying that being bi-sexual doubled your chance for a date, on any given night.
     
  9. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    96 and 4. It makes me hard just thinking about that much masculinity in me. (lets see who makes the best joke.......)

    I'm thinking a few guys here could insert enough masculinity in you, to make you whimper like a school girl.
     
  11. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    89% straight. not too suprising. i hang out with teh gheys alot
     
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    Woody Allen is credited with saying that being bi-sexual doubled your chance for a date, on any given night.
    Also (probably more importantly on this forum): if you are about the same size as your same-sex partner it doubles your wardrobe /jerry seinfeld 83% straight and 17% gay here.
     
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    Jekyll Senior member

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    I'm 10% teh ghey.
     
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    According to the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, you are 83% straight and 17% gay.
    Do you hate this 17% of you? I think your little penis accounts for at least 1% of it, with 100% of it being gay.
     

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