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What's your porn name?

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In a Google search a few years ago I found out that I share a name with a minor league baseball player, but also, and more importantly, IMO, a porn star as well. I don't think he has done anything recently but I do recall one title that has stuck in my memory: Toe Job.

Does this mean my normal name also doubles as my porn name?
 

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The setting was an admin office where people can register their Porn Names... Bobby Lee walks in and the lady at reception asks him his name and he responds "Hung Low". She replies with "you're going to do very well... turns out he was looking for a pizza place or something like that...

I have met some Lows and and Hungs but never a Hung Low.

One of the greatest Chinese names out there.

Too bad I ain't Chinese!
 

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LOL, reminds me of the 'Quake' gaming lan parties in college. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with the guys of IT class(man, I so wish I could turn back time. Best days of my life :() . Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, as an industry actor, I would be known as 'Dave The CuntBuster'.


BTW, you guys know Ron Jeremy? The guy is like the industry veteran, since 1978. He did a Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ imitation a couple of months ago. Guess his reputation is keeping him in the business, seeing his 'figure', but damn, the vid had me ROFL :D

 

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