Discussion in 'General Chat' started by NORE, Mar 1, 2012.
Fine. I'll start.
This one time me and a guy I was locked up with got sprung at the same time. Upon breathing in the fresh air his first exhalation included, "yo, I'm about to go pick up a couple of bricks. You in?".
I'm thinking, this dude seriously doesn't like freedom. So we part ways and my first inclination is to get a good shower after taking a proper dump, changing and burning the clothes with which I was clad for the horrendous past few days. (Was it weeks? Months? Oh well) Then dunking something in someone's donut.
I bump into him randomly sometime later in Harlem. We briefly started speaking when he caught sight of a plump chica, and interrupting our meaningless banter he hollered at teh fattie; "Yo! Gordie. Never change. Stay just like that. You all that, ma. Come here."
Shocked I left and wrote him off to the chronically institutionalized.
What's your story?
dude. i'm that dude, man. you just fucked yourself.
What color and brand sweater did I give you when the CO came to get me?
You gave me your pudding and a BJ
Wrong. Sorry. Next contestant please.
shower, and a steak dinner
After I got bonded out by my friends, they took me to eat. After that I got my car drove home, took a dump, shower, then a nap.
For some reason when you're in jail everyone says "bonded out" but everyone outside of jail says "bailed out".
Depends on the crime and your sheet, if the judge grants you bond you can get sprung with just 10% of your bail. Some dudes only get a cash bail which means you have to pay all of it if you want to get sprung. Last time I got pinched I got a cash bail
I always try to schedule jail visits for late in the day so that immediately afterwards I don't have to go to the office but instead can start drinking.
Why not start drinking on the way to jail?
They might not let me in if I was intoxicated.
They would if you were also driving
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