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What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. gomestar

    gomestar Senior member

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    female co-worker just texted me. Apparently somebody was having a hell of a dump in the woman's room and "the sound was incredible" and an hour later she's "still grossed out".
     
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    I like that your co-worker knew that this would be of especial interest to you. A tribute to the influence of this thread perhaps.
     
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    Why telling you about it???:)
     
  4. gomestar

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    well, she's also my friend (she's actually a former co-worker, I'm with a different group now), and I think she needed somebody to tell. I'm really glad she picked me.
     
  5. lasbar

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    She would be a great asset for that particular thread.
     
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    Something has changed and my phone internet is not always 100% functional on the shitter (and my company refuses to use wifi for whatever reason).

    How do I petition AT&T to install another cell tower?
     
  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Give them the capital for it.
     
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    I am 99% sure I heard a guy spit a loogie on the floor while seated on the john.
     
  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Are you sure it wasn't in between his legs into the bowl?
     
  12. otc

    otc Senior member

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    That's risky...high likelihood of snotty spit on your dick
     
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    FML, was in the bathroom stall working on some stuff when my favorite pen fell out of my hand and rolled into the adjacent stall. This stall happened to be occupied. The occupant didn't kick the pen back toward me and just let it sit there by his foot. I of course, didn't ask.
     
  14. gomestar

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    I've had that happen with my iPhone before. Bounce right off my foot and hydroplane way over.


    thankfully, it has never happened with an occupied stall.
     
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    hydroplane? There was water on the bathroom floor? How much cleaning was required before you used it again?
     
  16. gomestar

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    It didn't. It was a giant overemphasis that I wanted to make because of course the phone didn't just fall, but it fell and then skid 2 stalls over as if the floor was coated in a slippery liquid surface.
     
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  17. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I remember I was sitting on the pot and some guy came into the stall next to me and his chap stick rolled over into my stall. I found it hilarious. I rolled it back and got a "thanks".
     
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    Be careful there - unless you know all the 'codes' (wide stance, toe-tapping, etc.), you may be getting yourself into something you didn't bargain for. :uhoh:
     
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  19. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Good call! There wasn't a glory hole in the wall, so I felt a bit safer.
     
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    totally going to try this.
     

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