What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

[patrickBOOTH]

This is weird now. Because in my office the toilet is very high. I am 6' 2" and just about on my tippy toes. Yet we still have that absurdly low urinal.

 

[gomestar]

i need to sit on the throne at Morimoto before I can truly comment on its height.

 

[Claghorn]

Morimoto stall. Tell me this doesn't look like a wonderful place to spend 25 minutes.

I also note that the vertical positioning of the toilet paper allows for a more natural movement when unrolling.

Also, lower toilets are better for a complete expulsion of fecal matter due to the angle of the colon.

 

[Rambo]



Also, lower toilets are better for a complete expulsion of fecal matter due to the angle of the colon.

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[Rambo]

I also feel like if I don't at least introduce this website to PB I won't have done proper work here:

http://www.naturesplatform.com/index.html

 

[why]



Also, lower toilets are better for a complete expulsion of fecal matter due to the angle of the colon.

Nah, that hip angle makes the plumbing all convoluted.

 

[Claghorn]

I've been told by reliable people (on the internet) that one should poop with the knees higher than the hips.

 

[aravenel]



Morimoto stall. Tell me this doesn't look like a wonderful place to spend 25 minutes.

A++++, would **** on.

 

[gomestar]



A++++, would **** on.

it really is most excellent. You walk in, the lid opens automatically, and then when you sit down, the seat is pre-warmed (and not from a fat guy).

 

[aravenel]



it really is most excellent. You walk in, the lid opens automatically, and then when you sit down, the seat is pre-warmed (and not from a fat guy).

There is a ramen place in my neighborhood that has a toilet like that (admittedly, the setting isn't as nice, but the toilet itself is five star). I've been meaning to work up a mean **** and then go there for dinner one night just to use it.

 

[itsstillmatt]



Morimoto stall. Tell me this doesn't look like a wonderful place to spend 25 minutes.

I spent a half hour or so with a fellow Styleforuvm member at the squash tournament at Grand Central a few weeks ago. I bring this up because one of the neat features was that the matches were in a class cube, so as a spectator you could see everything, but the way the glass was lit made the players feel like they were in a normal squash court with regular walls. They didn't see out. I am wondering if the rear wall of your Morimoto toilet stall is lit like that. Do you have an unknown audience? It would be very, very Japanese to watch somebody **** like that. Hell, if you connected your stall with Claghorns wall of soft Appreciation urinals, you might have a winner.

 

[gomestar]



Do you have an unknown audience? It would be very, very Japanese to watch somebody **** like that.

I have seen drawings of the place from the architect, and sadly, there is no room for an audience.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



I also note that the vertical positioning of the toilet paper allows for a more natural movement when unrolling.

Also, lower toilets are better for a complete expulsion of fecal matter due to the angle of the colon.

You mean the rectum. You expel feces from the rectum, not the colon.

 

[Claghorn]

You mean the rectum. You expel feces from the rectum, not the colon.

Don't you be telling me what I mean and what I don't mean! Maybe I have a colostomy and am very sensitive about it.

But in this case, yes, yes I meant the rectum.

Claghorns wall of soft Appreciation urinals

quoted for posterity

 

[b1os]

The last few days have certainly delivered. Keep it up, gents.