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What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. bucksfan

    bucksfan Senior member

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    There used to be a huge overweight (500+ lb) guy who would go into the only handicapped stall in the building and go to sleep for 2+ hours at a time. You would clearly hear him snoring. It was very weird.

    The most uncomfortable place I've ever shat is at a state park right before a triathlon. For some reason, nerves always get the better of me at those events, and about 20 minutes before the start, I must take care of business or I have abdominal cramps for the entire race. Anyway, this place had 5 concrete wall stalls, with no doors, opposite the wall of sinks (and mirrors). It was high traffic, due to the large number of competitors, and the only way someone could tell if anyone was in the stall was to walk by and look. Also, it had the cheapo toilet paper that you can see through.
     
  2. elecproxitong

    elecproxitong New Member

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    right,I am going to find out who it is. I will keep everybody updated as I know you are all scratching your heads as well too,
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  3. E TF

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    Back when i had an office job I used to book a meeting room to go and sleep in. There was a nice small one, out of the way at the end of the building, not overlooked at all. Important to have something to look forward to in your work day, you know.
     
  4. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    YES! New mystery! :slayer:
     
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    This post made no sense.
     
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    I thought I had the guy nailed down, but he came and went as usual. The only odd bit was that he went into the middle stall (they were all empty). Who does that???
     
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  9. gomestar

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    on Saturday, I was watching a hockey game at Madison Square Garden. Right in the middle of the second period, somebody near me ripped a giant fart. A radius that was roughly 8 people wide and 3 rows deep clearly got a whiff, including me. The guy behind me told the group that whoever it was, "congratulations on that skill", and some people a row back and a few seats over did the shirt over the nose trick.



    who does that? Densely packed crowd at a fun sporting event, they feel a big one brew right up and think "I'm going to let this one go right here."
     
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    Happens all the time at football games. I always assumed it was the beer talking.
     
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    The all thread is not making any sense..
     
  12. gomestar

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    every year, the secretaries think it's fun to put holiday decorations up around the office. They'll take a paper clip, tie some ribbon on it, and then an ornament and hook the clips into the ceiling tiles.

    i took one down and hung it up in the bathroom. makes for a more festive dump.
     
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  13. Cleav

    Cleav Senior member Moderator

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    A middle trap donor is one to stay away from, not to be trusted. Similar rule with urinal abuse
     
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    Woman With Claustrophobia Goes Through Painful Ordeal


     
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  15. Hayward

    Hayward Senior member

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    And then she was fired.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Seriously, sounds like a fucking nut job. Get her the fuck out of that company ASAP and into Gome's office.
     
  18. gomestar

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    why me??? We have enough stupid people.
     
  19. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Yes, but you well document them for everybody's enjoyment.
     
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    gomestar Senior member

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    i've noticed this a few times, but there's this one guy who does a REALLY intense job of washing his hands. Today I went in, saw him there washing his hands, I peed, washed my hands, and then left while he was still going. I always know that he has been in there recently if the sink is full of soap bubbles.

    not sure what his deal is.
     

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