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or put a ketchup packet between the spot where the seat meets the bowl. When somebody sits down it'll be splats galore. If once is lucky, the mark's balls will be covered in ketchup.
hilarious. Now it's a must try (but not at work or home. Hmm.)
but only to the employee bathrooms. The DMV is already miserable enough for any and all customers, might as well not ruing somebody's afternoon even more via ketchup on the balls.
This made my day. I have always wondered about the squat toilets. I would take my pants clear off if I encountered one.
You'd like to think so, but don't forget about the floor. In squat-toilet land it's wet and filthy too. Try removing your shoes, and then your socks, and lastly your pants and drawers... and then find there's no hook or shelf. Once you've balanced all of that on your head, and figured out how to squat flat-footed (no westerner is initially that limber), and go about your business... surprise! In squat-toilet land there's no toilet paper freely available in the restroom. You remembered to bring your own, didn't you? No?! Sheee-eet. Somehow you get that mess sorted out and you've only had to sacrifice your socks or pocket square (Finally! A use for it!), now you only have to clean up your feet before putting your pants and shoes back on. Forgot your drawers? Those fell off your head earlier and are sopping wet, so you're goin' commando for the rest of the day.
Sometimes in squat-toilet land you will find to your great relief a familiar sit-down toilet. What's this?! There are shoe prints all over the seat. The natives will perch themselves on the seat and squat over the bowl. Talk about balance. But this shape is a bit different (more round than the familiar rectangle) and this throws off their aim. Anyway, the mud and other muck wipes easily off the seat.
This reminds me, I hate when there is no hook in a stall for my jacket and I have to do the throw over. I have daymares where somebody swipes it, but my pants are around my ankles and poop in my butt so I can't chase him.
This all sounds horrible though. What is wrong with these people? Don't give me that "different culture" bullshit.