What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

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  1. Samovar McGee

    Samovar McGee Senior member

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    Just don't go down to the 7th, I have a feeling you won't like what you'll find.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Oh come on, now I have to...
     
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    Samovar McGee Senior member

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    My bathrooms are truly horrible. In the south-facing bathroom, there was a long graffiti exchange that they recently painted over. The first stall always has purell wipes on the toilet paper dispenser. Someone always TPs the hinge so people can't look in. The north-facing bathroom is even worse. Two of the faucets don't work, and I think elephants go to dump there.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    What is wrong with people?
     
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    Samovar McGee Senior member

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    Everyone thinks they're too good to clean up after themselves; that's part of the problem. It's like the internet; everyone is vaguely anonymous, so they leave their disgraceful mark on the world with little chance of impunity.

    edit: Also, they eat too many cheeseburgers.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I don't know. I very rarely find asituation where I make that big of a mess in the bathroom. If I do it is not nearly as catastrophic as I see.
     
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    Samovar McGee Senior member

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    Same here. But there was that one time, after eating too much gelato, in Castelldefels, Spain...

    ...but, getting back to the point, I think it can be mostly traced to poor diet and a lack of consideration.
     
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    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    I somehow get the feeling you two know each other...can't quite put my finger on it...:confused:
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Well, we did eat lunch together today. So I think I know him.
     
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    Not sure if that's quite it.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Don't worry the offender is not Samovar. I can assure you.
     
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    I thought about launching an investigation into my own local bathroom offender, but I immediately figured out who was behind all those sanitary wipes; there's a jar of them right across from his cubicle. It would not have been a detective saga as epic as this one.
     
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    yjeezle Senior member

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    hmm... you guys the ame dude? :p
     
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    Reminds me of someone at my work who's been covering the toilet seat with, I swear, 10+ layers of toilet paper/seat covers on the toilet and not disposing of it. It's disgusting to walk in on it, and it was especially disgusting when one day there was a big spot of blood on it. It looked like some dude had his period.
     
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    This is quite an enjoyable read. Did you ever catch that guy?
     
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