What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

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  1. FidelCashflow

    FidelCashflow Senior member

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    People are weird as hell. I get that some people - mainly older busy businessmen like reading the newspaper in the can. What I don't get is that one one of the floor's of our building, when I come by anytime around 10AM, without fail at least 2 pages of the business sections are clogging up the toilet.

    I want to meet the person who is so busy, they read the business section on the can, but still enjoys using it to clog up the toilet when he's done. There's always plenty of TP there. I smell a spin-off thread
     


  2. marblehouse

    marblehouse Senior member

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    I don't know why you all are so weird about it. That is clearly his toilet. I'm sure he is just booby-trapping it so that he can be alerted of foreign use and properly sterilize it before he evacuates his bowels.

    Some people are un-hygienic.
     


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    Willie5566 Senior member

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    Please never mention the word smell on this thread.


    ^We have a suspect. Where do you work sir? :sly:
     


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    Boognish Well-Known Member

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    I was going to say the same thing.

    Awesome thread by the way.
     


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    lasbar Senior member

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    Weall are somehow unhygienic...

    You never put your mouth somewhere unhygienic?
     


  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    gort Senior member

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    Yep, people are too afraid of germs these days. I was at potbelly today to grab lunch and saw one of those hand sanitizer stands. Someone used it and for some reason it really irritated me today. :fu:
     


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    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    +1

    People who constantly use hand sanitizer and wash hands 10+ times a day bother me.
     


  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    For some reason people who do this usually have the oddest, most un-hygienic habits along with it. It really makes no sense. My mother worked with a woman like this, who would wipe everything down with alcohol constantly, but would bring in potato salad to work with mold on the top, scrape it off and eat it. She also had a pet bird who died and she didn't want to get rid of it so she keeps it in her freezer at her house with her food and such. Nutjobs.
     
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  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Yep, and it is in her will that she wants it in her casket with her when she is buried. Even I couldn't make that up.

    When I was very young and I first met her she was eating a cheeseburger from Burger King. She is one of those people who eats like a retarded person. All over her face, wet lips, talking while she is chewing. Bits of cheese stretching between her lips and crumbs flying all over. She kept going on and on and on about how long it has been since she had a hamburger. All I can remember thinking is that I wished it was a hamburger so I didn't have to see that nasty fucking cheese slopping around in her mouth. I wanted to vomit.
     
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  12. GBear

    GBear Senior member

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    That is straight-up disgusting, sir.
     


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    this threak is disappoint
     


  14. Samovar McGee

    Samovar McGee Senior member

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    Sometimes I feel like it's been that long since I've eaten a cheeseburger. Also, we don't use unhygenic toilet paper at my workplace anymore. We recently upgraded to the three seashells.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I'm going to start going to the bathroom on the 9th floor.
     


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