What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

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  1. Simion505

    Simion505 Senior member

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    This thread is hilarious just because you've got like 20 or 30 of us following your investigation so keenly :lol:
     


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    lasbar Senior member

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    My wife did ask me again about the toilet guy...

    She is now seeing SF under a more positive light apart from the hole in one gif..
     


  3. Redwoood

    Redwoood Senior member

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    Alright, only one way to deal with this now.
    Come in early, and log everybody who goes into the bathroom. After each visit check whether they left their mark.
    If you don't feel comfortable hanging out by the bathroom all day long, you may have to ask to have your office/desk moved to a location close to the bathroom for this. If management gets suspicious, just tell them you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

    We're all counting on you for this, Patrick, don't let us down!
     


  4. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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  5. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    Put a camera ..

    Not in the loos obviously...

    You might get the sack for it but we will have the answer to that question ...
     


  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    :( But we still won't know why? just who.
     
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  7. lasbar

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    When you do know who he is , just blackmail him iand force him telling us the truth..
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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  9. Redwoood

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    nah, this has to be done more subtly.
    Approach the fella and tell him: 'I worry about you. Management is getting suspicious, it's no longer safe. Meet me in the copy room in 20 minutes so we can talk. Come alone'
     


  10. lasbar

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    Bring Labelking with you..

    The guy will talk immediatly..
     


  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I have a terrible story that just happened to me. I went into the bathroom, sure enough the damn paper towel was in there. I push it open and sit on the bowl. I decide to give a courtesy flush and everything is going just fine, however I noticed the running water into the bowel is taking a bit longer than it usually does. It was about then I felt the cold water touch my balls and I jumped up. There is water flying out of this toilet like a canon, my pants are soaked, shoes soaked, I ran out of the stall with my pants down and jumped into another one.

    I think I was booby-trapped.

    :fu:

    Kill me.
     


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    It could be you who is putting the toilet paper in the first place..

    A kind of Fight club but only a Lavatory version of it.
     


  13. CouttsClient

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    I think you just discovered why the toilet paper was there. A warning: DO NOT USE THIS TOILET!
     


  14. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I use it everyday despite the paper in there. This has never occurred before.
     


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    He's fighting back.
    In the only way he knows how.
     


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