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What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Senior member

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  2. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    He left while I was in the stall next to him still pooping...
     
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    you should have just straight up asked. if he isn't the culprit, you would have at least had another set of eyes on the case.
     
  4. mr.orange

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    this is getting intense...like something big is about to happen intense.

    aside: The Game was an awesome flim. +1
     
  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    You mean asked him while sitting on the toilet in the stall next to him? I think the whole moral of this saga is proper public bathroom behaviors. This would not be one of them.
     
  6. NORE

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    Here's what you do: buy a cheap cellphone and when you next see the tissue on the door slide the phone under the stall without disturbing the tissue. Hopefully he will take the phone and report it missing. Then you can simply ask who returned it as you would like to thank them. Otherwise you can just keep checking until it's gone and call the number. Make sure you set it up on a funky ringtone.

    Profit.
     
  7. JohnGalt

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    I disagree - in this case it would have been perfectly acceptable. In fact, it was your duty. :nodding:
     
  8. yjeezle

    yjeezle Senior member

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    noo!! SO CLOSE!

    should've told your co-worker to keep eyes!
     
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    This is tempting...if you have ATT/Tmobile, you could even stick your own sim in it...then you wouldn't have to buy a month of prepaid service and could just get an old ebay phone (actually you could just get a non-functional phone and leave it in there). If someone is a douche and doesn't bring it back, it takes all of 5 minutes to get a new sim card at the phone store.
     
  10. Maximilian

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    Heheh, doody.

    At least you've got a lead now though. Burgundy loafers? He could be SF. Watch your back, this thread may be compromised.
     
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  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Not a terrible idea if it were possible...


    I get you now. You're kind of right...

    Definitely not SF. They were not SF approved loafers. Looked to be corrected grain and not well taken care of. Tisk, tisk.
     
  12. otc

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    In that case, the guy will probably not be letting them rest between wearings--you can go look for the shoes today!
     
  13. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    It's on my outlook calendar with reoccurring reminders!
     
  14. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Was just in the bathroom. The picture didn't stop him. The paper was there again! :fu:
     
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    He is playing with your mind now..

    Booby trap the toilet's handle...
     
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    he's on to you PB.

    Find out who this bastard is befor he finds you. Dun Dun Dun.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    He or she just dont care about your obsession for him or here.
     
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  19. yjeezle

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    take more than 1 picture this time.
     
  20. Vidal_Balloon

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    The cellphone posts got me thinking, and I don't know if this has been mentioned yet but you could switch on your bluetooth when you're in the trap next to a suspected culprit and see if they show up near you. They may even have used they're own name.......
    Worth a bash?
     
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