What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    gort Senior member

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    Damn it figure out what the deal is here.
     


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    You should wait for the next wad, then put some double sided tape between it and the door. It would never fall out, thus rendering his scheme useless. He will either give up or start some kind of espionage war to combat you.
     


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    Is he hiding something in the toilet for another worker?

    Drugs for example..

    Is it a code for sexual encounters?

    Let us know...

    Even my wife wants to know the answer now..
     


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    Put different shapes in to confuse him. Move on to origami in a couple of days. Maybe he'll freak out if he sees a paper Imhotep in the door.
     


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    Shawl Lapel Senior member

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    After reading the whole thread I WANT TO KNOW WTF. We only have one bathroom with one toilet in my section of the office so people with weird OCD and/or massively disgusting dumps can't hide :crackup:
     
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    acidboy Senior member

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    you know you've been wanting to buy this, patrick

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  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    It is 8:01 in the am. I have never gone into the bathroom this early before. Im going in. If I am not back in 5 minutes... well... I will probably be taking a dump. Stay tuned.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Son of a bitch! It was there again!!!!!!! :fu::fu::fu::fu::fu::fu::fu::fu::fu::fu::fu::fu::fu:

    There was a guy who walked into the bathroom with me and when I saw it I was like ARGH!!!! Who keeps doing this and why!!!!!???? He was cracking up and he said he thinks it is somebody trying to reserve a stall. It looks like tomorrow, I am going to have to go in there even earlier and wait for them. There is really no way around this.
     


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    I saw a show about a woman who compulsively eats 3-4 toilet rolls each day. Can't help it. Maybe they related.
     


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    Does this then negate the need for wiping afterwards?:cloud:
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Did she favor a certain brand?

    Wasn't there a girl on that program who compulsively ate powder laundry detergent and was poisoning herself over time and would eventually die, but she couldn't stop?

    Wow, that was a long sentence.
     


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    Joffrey Senior member

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    You should start a blog about this.
     


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    I find myself coming into this thread everyday to see if an answer has been found. This is starting to bother me now, I can only imagine your frustration, PB.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Thanks for all of the support guys. I recently showed this thread to my girlfriend. She wasn't nearly as excited and intrigued as I am.
     


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