What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I think your best bet is to go in early tomorrow, call in sick so your desk has a reason to be empty, and then hide out in the bathroom all day until you catch him!
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    What I am wondering now is if he would still do that if somebody was in there and could potentially take notice.
     


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    I wonder how many people have noticed a change in your behavior and began talking about you lurking around the bathroom like George Michael.
     


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    I wonder:
    1. what new bathroom fetish has OP developed due to this mystery
    2. what will the next partner's reaction be when this is spectacularly unveiled?


    Either way: :lurk:
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    One woman I work with probably would notice me going into the bathroom more. She notices everything about me. If I get new socks she would bring it up.
     


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    I just noticed - this thread was started on 7/11/11 at 11:11am.

    :paranoia: x 10
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    If you want to fuck with him, the next time you find the paper - open the stall and take it out, put some scotch tape on the back and tape in place right where you found it. The next time he comes in to use the stall he will see the paper still in place and assume that nobody has used it, until he opens the stall and the paper doesn't fall - leaving him wondering how many ppl have used it :fu:
     


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    LOL at anyone who is following your photobucket account - bunch of pictures of black shoes and toilet papered stalls. :lol:
     


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    Spend a lot of time walking up and down the hallway outside the bathroom (as if you're actually doing something) and notice who goes in and out! Maybe you've pinpointed the approximate times that it's happening by now?
     


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    He just got a obsession. I wouldn't care about it.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Nothing this morning...so far. I think it might be somebody who is only at this work location at certain times. We have a bunch of offices.
     


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    Didn't you say it happens most days? Is it someone who took the day off/is running late?

    Do you have a way to see who is out of the office on any particular day (our receptionist sends out an email every day listing who is out)
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    It is most days, but who knows. There are so many different departments on this floor and people walking around.
     


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