What's on your coffee table?

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

My cameras aren't bespoke, but they are old and German.

Like your lovers? Are they named Carl too?

Those german lenses are unlike anything made before (or after). Those damn krauts know how to build a camera.

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by iammatt

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You censor yourself a lot, maybe our bottom-loving Edmorel is having an educational effect on the impact of a nasty turn of phrase on the fragile minds of the forum.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by Fuuma

You censor yourself a lot, maybe our bottom-loving Edmorel is having an educational effect on the impact of a nasty turn of phrase on the fragile minds of the forum.
I posted a pic, but I didn't like it. My coffee table is like six feet long, so it doesn't photograph all that well with my ****** camera. you can't see the stuff on the far side. Here you go:

 

[Manton]

The high-brow Appreciation is a nice touch.

 

[Fuuma]

Pot at the center is A++, great colour. I think I nearly bought that pornographic/erotic cinema book the other day...

I see you like it too the white lacquered furniture.

 

[Teacher]

Hey, them's nekkid people. And look, it's the days when women went au naturale.

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by Teacher

Hey, them's nekkid people. And look, it's the days when women went au naturale.

I take it you haven't been with many women of asian origin, if any...(I can feel this thread derailing and jumping on our favourite track pretty fast)

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by Fuuma

Pot at the center is A++, great colour. I think I nearly bought that pornographic/erotic cinema book the other day...

I see you like it too the white lacquered furniture.
Yeah. It is actually functional too. We keep all of our **** in it. The book is actually kind of interesting. I didn't like Realm of the Senses so much, but the author and a lot of other folks really seem to. People (women) often grab it and say "Realm of the Senses, I loved that movie." Then they usually blush. I prefer non-wood furniture. I don't like cutting down trees if I don't need to. Looks better too, IMO.

 

[Manton]

Yeah, but think how many trees died for your floor, hypocrite.

 

[J'aimelescravates]

and trees were killed to make those books

 

[dopey]

No coffee table.

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by Fuuma

I take it you haven't been with many women of asian origin, if any...(I can feel this thread derailing and jumping on our favourite track pretty fast)

Just one, and she was...ahem...true to form. Hotter than ****, though.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by Fuuma

I take it you haven't been with many women of asian origin, if any...(I can feel this thread derailing and jumping on our favourite track pretty fast)

Cecilia Chung anybody?

 

[dl20]

Tom ford book
Dressing the man
black marble ashtray

DL

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by Fuuma

Like your lovers? Are they named Carl too?

Those german lenses are unlike anything made before (or after). Those damn krauts know how to build a camera.

The most notable were the Contarex lenses, which according to some books were and are the supreme of camera lenses.

Like cars and cameras, the Germans did it better.