What would you name a brain supplement?

[tesseract]

The title says it all. If you had a supplement that increased cognitive function, memory and focus what would you name it. If I choose a name from this forum i will pay the winner with either cash or a minor equity stake.

 

[MyOtherLife]

The side effects of this pill would also make me acutely aware of all that is wrong with the world and everyone in it.
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Dammitol !

 

[entrero]

BrainScam.

 

[indesertum]

brainquicken

oh wait...

 

[redcaimen]

YOUGENEX !

or maybe

UGENEX

 

[sns23]

I would go simple, like Focus +

 

[acidboy]

marijuanex

 

[454Casull]

Pimmlex

 

[redcaimen]

American Express Black Card Powder.

 

[MyOtherLife]

Envision

Crystal Clear

Deja Vu Plus

Reboot

NeuroFux

Thinking Cappers

Medullaroids

Spasm

Neuphoria

Neurophoria

Neurosees

Neurosees Rex (Extra Strength)

Knowital

Crosshairs

Bullseye

ThirdEye

Collosus

MeaDeus

*note- I haven't Google'd any of these so all respect if any of these already exist.

 

[Fang66]

Brainiac 5

 

[JohnGalt]



The title says it all. If you had a supplement that increased cognitive function, memory and focus what would you name it. If I choose a name from this forum i will pay the winner with either cash or a minor equity stake.

how are you substantiating those claims

 

[cross22]



how are you substantiating those claims

Dude it is a supplement you can claim whatever the **** you want as long as you include a *






* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Neuro Boost 9000

 

[JohnGalt]



Dude it is a supplement you can claim whatever the **** you want as long as you include a *
* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

it's not just FDA, but also FTC.

My posts do not constitute regulatory advice.