What would you do? Both of them?

[Brian SD]

This was a perfect GQ/JetBlast thread. Guy asks for advice in horribly awkward situation, the answer is obvious, Lawyerdad posts golden words of advice, OP completely ignores it all and gets screwed.

 

[JesseJB]

Yeah I knew what I was getting myself into. I went in with zero expectations so I dont have anything to be bitter about.

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by Brian SD

OP completely ignores it all and gets screwed.

or not.

 

[drizzt3117]

Originally Posted by Brian SD

This was a perfect GQ/JetBlast thread. Guy asks for advice in horribly awkward situation, the answer is obvious, Lawyerdad posts golden words of advice, OP completely ignores it all and gets screwed.

I suppose he's not quite to Conne territory yet, i.e. this isn't his normal weekend

 

[texas_jack]

Wow. I really hope you are a young dude. If you aren't I'm going to fly out there and slap you. Hard.

 

[drizzt3117]

Originally Posted by JesseJB

Yeah I knew what I was getting myself into. I went in with zero expectations so I dont have anything to be bitter about.

 

[macuser3of5]

Originally Posted by JesseJB

Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!


So heres how it turned out:

Made them dinner.

Sorry to jump on the bandwagon and all, but come now dude, you played yourself. <3

 

[Augusto86]

 

[Edward Appleby]

And the moral of this story is...

LISTEN TO ******* LAWYERDAD.

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by texas_jack

Wow. I really hope you are a young dude. If you aren't I'm going to fly out there and slap you. Hard.

Jesse:
If this happens, don't blow $70 taking Jack out for dessert unless he puts out first.

 

[Saucemaster]

I think we really need to just rename this thread &quot;LAWYERDAD SCHOOLS JESSEJB&quot; and leave it at that.

Actually, LD, you should start a thread named &quot;Lawyerdad Schools You.&quot; You could post lots of sage advice, and people could go there to ask you legal questions. I'm positive I'd subscribe to that thread.

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

I think we really need to just rename this thread "LAWYERDAD SCHOOLS JESSEJB" and leave it at that.

Actually, LD, you should start a thread named "Lawyerdad Schools You." You could post lots of sage advice, and people could go there to ask you legal questions. I'm positive I'd subscribe to that thread.

I don't know, I kind of like being able to pick my spots. I mean, how hard is it to look smart jumping onto Jesse's thread and predicting things were going to go badly? If I don't get to cherry-pick like that, it's a different story. (Besides, it's easy to school jesse and jetblast on stuff like this because I made the same mistakes myself in the past.)
Then again, anyone dumb enough to listen to legal advice from me deserves whatever they get -- which is kind of my professional motto. So bring it on . . .

 

[JesseJB]

I think I'll just tour the country telling people how Lawyerdad changed my sex life.

The WWLDD bracelets have already been ordered.

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by JesseJB

I think I'll just tour the country telling people how Lawyerdad changed my sex life.

The WWLDD bracelets have already been ordered.

That's Lawyerdad© to you, bud.

 

[drizzt3117]

This is a bit belated, but after some consideration, I felt this thread was worth of this.