What stuff ruins your vacation?

[lasbar]



When the woman starts her period the day you leave and you realize you wasted all that money on a room with a nice bed and Jacuzzi. Would have been cheaper to stay at a $40 a night motel and rent Jaws. Same visuals with no cleanup. Then she gets pissed if you don't feel like spending a lot of money her in her useless state.

Why taking a woman having her period on a dirty week-end in the first place?

 

[Gus]



Why taking a woman having her period on a dirty week-end in the first place?

If she is really into you then you might get a dozen **'s

 

[acidboy]



If she is really into you then you might get a dozen **'s

unless the lady's really great at it, a dozen **'s doesn't sound all too enticing

 

[lasbar]



unless the lady's really great at it, a dozen **'s doesn't sound all too enticing

If she deepthroats , she will have her throat so raw that it will be like spending your holidays with a mime..

 

[stormin10]

Finding out I was allergic to horses on a horseback ride in Hawaii... Kinda killed my vacation

 

[Find Finn]



If she deepthroats , she will have her throat so raw that it will be like spending your holidays with a mime..

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[lasbar]



You say that like it's a bad thing.

In some cases ,it can be actually a good thing..