What Manton Learned at Culinary School Today

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  1. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Am I invited to this party slash circle jerk?
     


  2. grimslade

    grimslade Senior member

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    Am I invited to this party slash circle jerk?

    No, because you haven't figured out how to invite yourself.
     


  3. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    I'm coming too, for free food and wine. I shall critique Manton's food and explain that there's a reason he's only in the amateur program. [​IMG]
     


  4. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    I'm coming too, for free food and wine. I shall critique Manton's food and explain that there's a reason he's only in the amateur program. [​IMG]

    Because I have a job.
     


  5. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Because I have a job.

    Well, duh. That's not as funny, though.
     


  6. grimslade

    grimslade Senior member

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    I'm coming too, for free food and wine. I shall critique Manton's food and explain that there's a reason he's only in the amateur program. [​IMG]

    Fail.
     


  7. dopey

    dopey Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I'm coming too, for free food and wine. I shall critique Manton's food and explain that there's a reason he's only in the amateur program. [​IMG]

    You can read Cassuto out loud while manton is working in the kitchen.
    And we are serving Manishcewitz. The bottles I posted were just to establish that manton would work for wine.
     


  8. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    You can read Cassuto out loud while manton is working in the kitchen.
    I'd have better luck reading the Old Testament in Greek.
     


  9. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    I'd have better luck reading the Old Testament in Greek.

    That would take a bit of luck, given that the NEW Testament, not the Old, was written in Greek.
     


  10. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    That would take a bit of luck, given that the NEW Testament, not the Old, was written in Greek.

    No shit, that was the joke!












    [​IMG] No, it wasn't. No wonder I dropped out of Bible college.
     


  11. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    That would take a bit of luck, given that the NEW Testament, not the Old, was written in Greek.
    [​IMG] You beat me to it.
     


  12. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    [​IMG] You beat me to it.

    You post this a lot.
    I think that a lot of the time you just want it to seem like you were going to make a joke, so you latch onto one someone made and say this.
     


  13. GQgeek

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    That would take a bit of luck, given that the NEW Testament, not the Old, was written in Greek.

    haha! pwned by the tall skinny nerd! [​IMG]
     


  14. dopey

    dopey Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    That would take a bit of luck, given that the NEW Testament, not the Old, was written in Greek.

    He meant the Septuagint, which he knows I keep in the kitchen bookcase.
     


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    I'm coming too, for free food and wine. I shall critique Manton's food and explain that there's a reason he's only in the amateur program. [​IMG]

    And I will come and thrash Kwilk for every bite he takes. He's a fat little boy and he's been very naughty.
     


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