What MANLY stuff did you do today?

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  1. why

    why Senior member

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    What MANLY stuff did you do today?

    Your dad. Tell him to shave.
     


  2. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    last night the missus was sleeping when I got to bed. I was worked up so I threw the sheets off her, had my way, finished on her stomach and then just rolled over and went to sleep.

    You know, the spartans used to do something similar with their wives (a sort of simulated rape was what the wife got on her wedding night) and then they'd go back to their boyfriends.
     


  3. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    You know, the spartans used to do something similar with their wives (a sort of simulated rape was what the wife got on her wedding night) and then they'd go back to their boyfriends.

    sorry Geek, I'll stick with the missus although I am sure you are a great cook and very loving.
     


  4. Jumbie

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    a sort of simulated rape was what the wife got on her wedding night.
    Teh simulated rape is teh awesome!

    With safe words of course.
     


  5. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I drove to work, without wearing my safety belt.
     


  6. Dmax

    Dmax Senior member

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    I drank a cup of coffee, bought from the corner store, without any cream or sugar.

    Later, I inhaled some cigar smoke, accidentally. I also addressed a random guy on the subway as "Bro".
     


  7. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I drank a cup of coffee, bought from the corner store, without any cream or sugar.

    Later, I inhaled some cigar smoke, accidentally. I also addressed a random guy on the subway as "Bro".


    Oh, I'm sorry. Points off. The official Guid to Manly has stated "bro" has now been replaced with "brah." [​IMG]
     


  8. Ludeykrus

    Ludeykrus Senior member

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    I woke up this morning and pissed excellence.

    Or maybe it was blood, it's hard to tell sometimes.
     


  9. SkinnyGoomba

    SkinnyGoomba Senior member

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    my GF called and I proudly.........



    RUSHed to the phone to pick up before she got worried!!


    does this count?
     


  10. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    my GF called and I proudly.........



    RUSHed to the phone to pick up before she got worried!!


    does this count?


    You pee while sitting. ADMIT IT
     


  11. SkinnyGoomba

    SkinnyGoomba Senior member

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    I did it in a Very MANLY way, i ripped the phone open to make sure it wouldnt go to VOICEMIAL!!! (suspense)....before picking up!


    ....saving her from MOMENTS of undue worry....Moments of them, Thomas.
     


  12. Nouveau Pauvre

    Nouveau Pauvre Senior member

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    I bought a bus ticket to visit a guy I met on the internet and go shopping at an exclusive boutique with a French name....

    ....amidoinitrite?
     


  13. SkinnyGoomba

    SkinnyGoomba Senior member

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  14. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    i ate at morton's against my better judgement.
     


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    thinman Senior member

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    Are you kidding, everything I did today was manly!
     


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