what is your religion?

[matadorpoeta]

it's an anonymous poll so please pick one. i've deliberatley left the choices broad, without getting into catholic or protestant, etc...

MODERATORS: i forgot to include judaism. is it possible to fix the poll?

 

[skalogre]

Do I have to be of a particular denomination or religion to SEE the poll?
</end smartarseness>

 

[matadorpoeta]

Originally Posted by skalogre

Do I have to be of a particular denomination or religion to SEE the poll?
</end smartarseness>

it took me a minute to make the poll after creating the post, smartass!

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by matadorpoeta

it took me a minute to make the poll after creating the post, smartass!

Sorry, I could not resist!

 

[globetrotter]

hey, dude, we might only be 2% of the US, and about 1/10th of one percent of the world, but we do control the media, the banks, the US government, and the black helicopters, so I would suggest putting judiesm on the pol....

 

[matadorpoeta]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

hey, dude, we might only be 2% of the US, and about 1/10th of one percent of the world, but we do control the media, the banks, the US government, and the black helicopters, so I would suggest putting judiesm on the pol....

sorry man. i caught the mistake right after making the poll. skalogre distracted me.

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

hey, dude, we might only be 2% of the US, and about 1/10th of one percent of the world, but we do control the media, the banks, the US government, and the black helicopters, so I would suggest putting judiesm on the pol....

For some reason your wording made me think of the episode of the Simpsons with the Stonecutters society

"Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!"

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by matadorpoeta

sorry man. i caught the mistake right after making the poll. skalogre distracted me.

Yeah, yeah, blame the hapless foreigner!

 

[globetrotter]

Originally Posted by skalogre

For some reason your wording made me think of the episode of the Simpsons with the Stonecutters society

"Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!"


you reminded me - we also have the bodies from the alien autopsy. they're kept in the basement of a JCC in arizona

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

you reminded me - we also have the bodies from the alien autopsy. they're kept in the basement of a JCC in arizona

ROTFL!

GIve me the address and I'll drive there! I always wondered if Greys taste like chicken!

 

[globetrotter]

Originally Posted by skalogre

ROTFL!

GIve me the address and I'll drive there! I always wondered if Greys taste like chicken!

well, if you want to taste you have to undergo a conversion - including circumsision

(but yeah, tastes like chicken)

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

well, if you want to taste you have to undergo a conversion - including circumsision

(but yeah, tastes like chicken)

Ah crap! *wincing*

See, that is a deal breaker. I feel dizzy.

 

[whoopee]

Hinduism is another big one.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by matadorpoeta

MODERATORS: i forgot to include judaism. is it possible to fix the poll?
Obviously it falls under the "other cults" category...

 

[Tokyo Slim]

My religion says that you can do whatever you want, whenever you want, as long as you don't ever pay for your maxed out credit cards or taxes.

When you die, you will go to a glowing golden heaven where all women are hot, they wear clothes made of cotton candy, and they can all cook.

Any takers? Sign up under the "other cults" section...