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what is your religion?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by matadorpoeta, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. matadorpoeta

    matadorpoeta Senior member

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    it's an anonymous poll so please pick one. i've deliberatley left the choices broad, without getting into catholic or protestant, etc...

    MODERATORS: i forgot to include judaism. is it possible to fix the poll?
     
  2. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

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    Do I have to be of a particular denomination or religion to SEE the poll?
    </end smartarseness>

    [​IMG]
     
  3. matadorpoeta

    matadorpoeta Senior member

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    Do I have to be of a particular denomination or religion to SEE the poll?
    </end smartarseness>

    [​IMG]


    it took me a minute to make the poll after creating the post, smartass![​IMG]
     
  4. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

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    it took me a minute to make the poll after creating the post, smartass![​IMG]

    Sorry, I could not resist! [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  5. globetrotter

    globetrotter Senior member

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    hey, dude, we might only be 2% of the US, and about 1/10th of one percent of the world, but we do control the media, the banks, the US government, and the black helicopters, so I would suggest putting judiesm on the pol....
     
  6. matadorpoeta

    matadorpoeta Senior member

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    hey, dude, we might only be 2% of the US, and about 1/10th of one percent of the world, but we do control the media, the banks, the US government, and the black helicopters, so I would suggest putting judiesm on the pol....

    sorry man. i caught the mistake right after making the poll. skalogre distracted me.[​IMG]
     
  7. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

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    hey, dude, we might only be 2% of the US, and about 1/10th of one percent of the world, but we do control the media, the banks, the US government, and the black helicopters, so I would suggest putting judiesm on the pol....

    [​IMG]

    For some reason your wording made me think of the episode of the Simpsons with the Stonecutters society

    "Who keeps the martians under wraps?
    We do! We do!"
     
  8. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

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    sorry man. i caught the mistake right after making the poll. skalogre distracted me.[​IMG]
    Yeah, yeah, blame the hapless foreigner! [​IMG]
     
  9. globetrotter

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    [​IMG]

    For some reason your wording made me think of the episode of the Simpsons with the Stonecutters society

    "Who keeps the martians under wraps?
    We do! We do!"



    you reminded me - we also have the bodies from the alien autopsy. they're kept in the basement of a JCC in arizona[​IMG]
     
  10. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

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    you reminded me - we also have the bodies from the alien autopsy. they're kept in the basement of a JCC in arizona[​IMG]

    ROTFL!

    GIve me the address and I'll drive there! I always wondered if Greys taste like chicken! [​IMG]
     
  11. globetrotter

    globetrotter Senior member

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    ROTFL!

    GIve me the address and I'll drive there! I always wondered if Greys taste like chicken! [​IMG]



    well, if you want to taste you have to undergo a conversion - including circumsision[​IMG] (but yeah, tastes like chicken)
     
  12. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

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    well, if you want to taste you have to undergo a conversion - including circumsision[​IMG] (but yeah, tastes like chicken)

    Ah crap! *wincing*

    See, that is a deal breaker. I feel dizzy. [​IMG]
     
  13. whoopee

    whoopee Senior member

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    Hinduism is another big one.
     
  14. Tokyo Slim

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    MODERATORS: i forgot to include judaism. is it possible to fix the poll?
    Obviously it falls under the "other cults" category... [​IMG]
     
  15. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Senior member

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    My religion says that you can do whatever you want, whenever you want, as long as you don't ever pay for your maxed out credit cards or taxes.

    When you die, you will go to a glowing golden heaven where all women are hot, they wear clothes made of cotton candy, and they can all cook.

    Any takers? Sign up under the "other cults" section...
     
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    Someone had to do it.
     
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    bought up Catholic, all boys school n all that.

    survived with heterosexuality intact, minimal priest molestations, and zero belief.

    I fall into the 'I do think there is some power out there' category....
     
  19. chrysalid

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    atheist - i find the idea of faith in a supernatural power at best peculiar and intriguing, at worst about the most frightening and alien concept i can imagine.
     
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    Rabidly anti religion.

    Picked athiest on the poll.
     

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