What is your go-to rig for meeting women?

[Gus]

velvet

 

[DerekS]

spandex. one look at ******* and bitches know.

 

[jet]

5 star thread due to the replies

 

[dtmt]

for this sort of occasion I would dip in to my collection of vintage 1980s "big johnson" tees

 

[CityHunter]

Originally Posted by dtmt

for this sort of occasion I would dip in to my collection of vintage 1980s "big johnson" tees

Sometimes I feel Big Dogs is the 'mature' version of Big Johnson

Like what Big Johnson dudes wear when they become old

 

[Dewey]

ocean pacific ... keeps it classy

 

[bows1]

Sometimes I like to wear my favorite thong so she (or he!!1!!

))) gets a nice surprise when I take my pants off half way through dinner.

 

[TyCooN]

 

[zazaza]

Valentino couture

 

[haganah]

Originally Posted by TyCooN

Someone gave me that as a gift. People look at you weird when you wear it unless you're in hipster brooklyn. The joke is lost on most people.

 

[thekunk07]

haha i always wear drop crotch sweats to strip clubs

Originally Posted by tween_spirit

I guess sweatpants so I feel like I'm getting my money's worth during lapdances

 

[haganah]

Originally Posted by thekunk07

haha i always wear drop crotch sweats to strip clubs

My friends tell me that to get the most out of it, you need to wear shorts...and not those long jean shorts that people from spanish harlem wear either.

 

[TyCooN]

Originally Posted by haganah

Someone gave me that as a gift. People look at you weird when you wear it unless you're in hipster brooklyn. The joke is lost on most people.
How the brooklyn hipster girls like that shirt on you?

 

[cb_32]

Originally Posted by zazaza

Valentino couture

he had to pay for the women he got though

Originally Posted by haganah

Someone gave me that as a gift. People look at you weird when you wear it unless you're in hipster brooklyn. The joke is lost on most people.

i honestly think other animal shirts are worse

 

[notwithit]

Whatever's recommended in Maxim, Blender, or FHM. If it's simultaneously recommended in all three, I know I'm a shoe-in. That, and Axe body spray.