What is with the colon being so inefficient?

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  1. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    You can't rape a robot because robots don't have genitals. Every definition of rape I've ever seen involves genitals.
     


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    I don't think so. I feel it has more to do with alcohol in your bloodstream getting to your brain. Your liver is just a filter, without it you would stay drunk forever. Hmm...
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    But if sex happens in the brain (which is true) couldn't people just have sex with somebody telekinetically? Sounds amazing.
     


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    Yes, that's right. Have you not seen Demolition Man? It's explained very thoroughly in that fine film.
     
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    Now you see where I'm going. No liver filtering means all the booze goes where it belongs. If I needed a stronger filter, I'd drink less. LOL ok no I wouldn't.


    You eliminate booze through urination, respiration, and perspiration as well. At least I thought you did. I'm no scientist.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    No, I haven't seen it.
     


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    It's one of the seminal works of predictive science fiction. Virtually everything in that film has come true. Electric cars, Taco Bell taking over the restaurant industry, Wesley Snipes going to jail, outlawing cigarettes and meat. Really, you should watch it immediately.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I will, don't you worry, brotha, don't you worry.
     


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    thomas speaks da truth!!!111!!!!


    the international version of demolition man had taco bell replaced with pizza hut.
     


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    Demolition Man: Predictions
     


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    aside from that, they also successfully predicted that wesley snipes will serve jail time.
     


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    Ok, so I have been having my girlfriend give me colon massages lately. Laugh all you want, but it does wonders for digestion. I have her push from my right hipbone upwards towards my ribcage several times to clear the ileocecal valve. Then across just below my ribcage to the left side of my body and then down towards my left hip bone. I have found that it decreases bloating quite a bit. Give it a try! :slayer:
     


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    How did you convince her to massage your colon?
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    She loves me. :inlove:

    and I let her out of her cage for a day.
     
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