What is the proper venue…

[imageWIS]

When should one wear these? Ferragamo Hair-Calf Loafer ($525):

Oh, yeah before I forget:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Jon.

 

[shoreman1782]

When working on the killing floor. Don't let the name fool you, it's not really much of a floor. - Troy McClure

To your wedding, of course.

 

[kabert]

A Halloween party.

 

[LA Guy]

Definitely to the Players' Ball.

 

[FIHTies]

When minding the Herd of course. It help to blend in amongst the cows as they are usually looking down while grazing and therefore do not look past the feet. You got those on. You are just like one of them and can come and go as you please. Works everytime.

Just dont tell the wolves...

JJF

 

[faustian bargain]

...when collecting the 'tips' from your 'ladies'.

 

[DSKent]

That's really funny -- I actually just noticed those shoes on the NM site earlier this morning and showed them to some friends.

Surely you must have the matching hair-calf suit to pair the shoes with...

 

[faustian bargain]

thought of another one:

Gateway computer spokesperson.

(is gateway still in business?)

 

[Classic]

Didn't Klinger on MASH, try to get out of the army by wearing a pair of shoes like those?

Classic

 

[armscye]

When painting a white room with black trim...

 

[jinx]

Don't let the name fool you, it's not really much of a floor.

...its more of a metal grating that allows usable meat to slooze through.

awesome shoes.

 

[LabelKing]

Those wouldn't even have worked for Studio 54. A bit tacky. Evev for the 70's, early 80's.

 

[A Harris]

The circus?

 

[Keith T]

I forget which exactly, but I believe it's either the third or fourth circle in hell, per Dante's Inferno.

 

[LabelKing]

I forget which exactly, but I believe it's either the third or fourth circle in hell, per Dante's Inferno.

Fortune tellers, and selers of ecclestiastical indulgences?