What is the best rumor you have ever heard about yourself?

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by gdl203

There are much better ones.

Did Matt or Pio tell you secrets about me?

 

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by m@T

Not in a million years (maybe not putting their pics on the internet is why hot women feel comfortable around me).

You're just gonna have to take my word for it. I successfully didn't ******** with two really hot women at the same time (which when you think about it, is something I achieve basically every night) and then heard repeatedly that I did.

You should have, though. I beware all mollusks, but from the pic I saw, they were quite something.

Boom goes the dynamite!

 

[Matt]

it's just a matter of time for you man. Come out. Admit it. You're into chix.

 

[Huntsman]

That I was an assassin.

 

[MetroStyles]

I slept with a couple of girls that only had Azn boyfriends prior to me in college, who were part of a larger social circle. Word got out (to white girls too) that I was "massive down there". Now, I'm not saying all Azn bros have small peckers, but these girls' bfs did. So basically I got a lot of (perhaps undeserved) free press.

Strategic banging, people. Strategic banging.

 

[JLibourel]

Being in the public eye in a very minor way, I have heard all kinds of strange rumors about myself on the Internet and elsewhere.

That I am Bob Petersen's son-in-law. (The Petersens never had a daughter. If they had, she would stand to inherit an enormous fortune.)

That I drive a red Ferrari.

That I personally shot the goats in the Strasbourg Goat Tests.

That I financed the Strasbourg Goat Tests. (A test of handgun cartridges that involved shooting some 600 French Alpine billy goats in 1992.)

That I am a South African.

That I am dead.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by JLibourel

That I am dead.

only to some mods/members of another forum