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What *don't* you wear?

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by Calder, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. davesmith

    davesmith Affiliate Vendor

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    Been looking for a thread to post this.

    Everything this guy is wearing is on my "Will Never Wear" list.

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  2. Ianiceman

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    That looks astonishingly close to a recent Oldog/oldtrix abortion.
     


  3. curzon

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    Anything worn by pirates. Or that evokes piracy. Tasseled shoes. High-rise trousers. Doo rag.

    Anything w/ a conspicuous logo.

    'Cept this kick ass Benetton rubgy shirt that I've been wearing since I was 13.

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    Pairs so nicely w/ my Guess jean jacket
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  4. Ianiceman

    Ianiceman Senior member

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    :D nope - pretty much rattled it off. Vox suspects I may be a nudist but my cupboards are so full I have to now operate a strict one in one out policy! Make of that what you will Sigmund!
     


  5. dirkweems

    dirkweems Well-Known Member

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    Tasseled loafers
    Scarves - I will wear them when it is freezing outside, but not when it is 65 outside, or when i'm the office. Yes, you know the type of wanker I'm describing.
    Blackberry on my belt - on the very very few occasions I do wear a belt
    Borrowed clothes - unless I was shipwrecked and then rescued?
    A sweater tied around my shoulders or waist.
    A baseball hat, unless I'm playing baseball, which I don't.
    High tops
    A wife beater
    Clothes with logos or the brand name readable 10 feet away.
    Button down shirts. No I don't need the buttons to keep my collars down when I'm playing polo. I don't play polo and polo players don't wear these shirts.
    Team Kit
    Bracelets and wrist jewelry
    No pinky ring. I'm not royalty or whatever. And I didn't graduate with an engineering degree in Canada.
    Sunglasses on my forehead
    Birkenstocks
    Flannel or a woodsmen's outfit, especially since I live in a city and own no trees.
    Pocket squares or kerchiefs
    Braces or suspenders
    Leather lace-ups without socks
    Waist coat when not part of a suit
    Hoodies - im not in my 20's
    A crest - I'm just a pleb. And while I know you can buy yourself one, I'm not a douche like Trump. Maybe if my wife leaves me and I marry some Swedish, Dutch or Danish princess...I may change that one.
    Those baggy pants/jeans you wear around your knees with you underwear showing. Ok, I don't think anybody on SF would wear those.
    A leather jacket - makes me look like a bad guy in a low budget straight to DVD movie.
     


  6. doughboysc

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    What in the world you have to put a Spoiler Warning crap on it?
     


  7. lasbar

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    Shame..
     


  8. MyOtherLife

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    And his father wants to be re-incarnated as a deadly virus to kill as many of us as possible.
    I believe the actual quote was, 'In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation (1988)'
     
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  9. lasbar

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    He is such a prick that Greek tw..
     


  10. Britalian

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    common summer attire: flip flops, hats
     


  11. lasbar

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    Football shirts
    Tracksuits apart from running.
    Trainers apart fro running
    Flip-flop
    Shorts
    Cargo pants
    Tee-shirts outside my house
    Watch
    Jewelery
    Phone on display
     


  12. Britalian

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    indeed. The first two particularly offensive. Never understood mens wearing of jewelery either.
     


  13. lasbar

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    Is it James?
     


  14. Oleg

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    If the collective's view is that I can't wear my 1981 Cup Final replica Rangers shirt when I go to games (as modelled so fetchingly by the late and very great Davie Cooper in my avatar), the collective can, with the greatest of respect, kiss my bahookie.

    And for those posters who won't wear pink, it is a free country, but is this another of those 'separated by common language' things? I've never regarded pink as even vaguely controversial. My old man wore pink shirts and a more blokish man you couldn't meet. If you'd have called him girly, retribution would have been swift and Glaswegian.

    Does trainers include plain white plimsols? If so, my Spring Courts refer the collective to the answer I gave some points ago.
     


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    When you go to a gae is different than wearing it as your day out attire..
     


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