I've been asked do some research. Are the stereotypes still pretty accurate? Weight: Mostly heavy, some with obvious moobs or the opposite - no definition skinny guys. Hair: Either styled by Supercuts or kept long in a pulled back ponytail. Dandruff. Glasses: Wired framed and crooked. Transitions lenses that never get completely clear. Hygiene: Coffee or ciggie smelling, often unshaved, soda circle marks on the desk, papers, cables everywhere Clothing: Khakis or Jeans and oversized T - Shirt or poorly fitting sleeved shirt. Shoes are either sneakers or low end Cole-Hahns, Aldos, etc Attitude: Cranky and/or condescending. Social niceties absent. Is there anyone in the dept who is the exact opposite of these qualities?