What do you put in the "About Me" section??

[longskate88]

Hypothetically, if you were filling out a 'profile' at a website with an 'about me' section, what would you put in it? Something short, funny, and to be followed with the more generic job/interests/hobbies section.

Ideally, it would be tasteful and show you in a good light, as the young, fun, SINGLE person you are. You get the idea

This isn't in Dumb Threads for a reason, just saying

 

[Lady Canuker]

You are a brave man

 

[longskate88]

This isn't my first foray into the controversial (for lack of a better word) threads. The internets is a big place, good for asking these kinds of thing, and apparently, meeting women

 

[Lady Canuker]

Just remember that not all Dumb Threads start in Dumb Threads....

 

[longskate88]

No one has EVER written anything witty about themselves here? This is SF, come on guys