What do you do when your wife/GF is away?

[spb_lady]

Originally Posted by DrMoBueno

The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.

never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?!

 

[NORE]

Originally Posted by spb_lady

never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?!

It pops up automatically if you type in a letter or two. Perhaps it was unintentional, but my wife would have been mad she didn't get to go...

 

[deadly7]

Originally Posted by DrMoBueno

Marriage, a young man's folly and an old man's comfort.

I don't have to look over my shoulder every now and again to make sure the coast is clear when I'm on the phone or on the internet.

Post-it to remind myself to reset the browser and clean the cache, because...

The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.
So, you dated a psycho ***** that cares abuot every little detail of your life, but it's every woman's fault. Find one that isn't twelve.

Also, Firefox -> Tools -> Private Browsing

Originally Posted by spb_lady

never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?!

People are idiots.

Originally Posted by NORE

It pops up automatically if you type in a letter or two. Perhaps it was unintentional, but my wife would have been mad she didn't get to go...
You can also disable saved searches, which any smart person did the day they got a computer.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by DrMoBueno

The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.

chrome --> new incognito window

 

[Geoff Gander]

Originally Posted by mkarim

+1000000.

+1,000,000,000

Teh rulz grind you down...

 

[Geoff Gander]

Originally Posted by mkarim

There's a saying: A woman marries a man expecting that he will change and he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting she won't change and she does.

Heard that one too - so true.

 

[Mr. White]

Originally Posted by brown eyes

when the wife's away.. spend time w/ the gf
when the gf's away.. spend time w/ the wife

Yes of course. It's necessary to have at least two if not three women. When one is PMS or **********, there's always another to peg into. Keeps me calm and pleasant toward them all.

Always pick a wife who's much younger so you can peg her mother. Divide and conquer, I always say.

 

[cold war painter]

Originally Posted by pocketsquareguy

Your wife or GF is out of town for a few days. What do you do that is different than when she is around?

Pray she returns before I kill again.

 

[Dean Keaton]

Originally Posted by NORE

tools>internet options>clear browsing history every time Firefox closes>save.
+1 I use Chrome for a regular browser, and for watching Appreciation I use Firefox - history gets deleted every time I close it. Works flawlessly for me.

 

[Gus]

Originally Posted by cold war painter

Pray she returns before I kill again.

So, how is that working for you?

 

[Master-Classter]

I buy $10,000 worth of clothes and then rent a storage locker before she gets back.

 

[GSquared]

Originally Posted by thekunk07

well, it's not all roses. i am lost because there is no one to fight with or demand sex and food from

Reading this on the bus and actually laughed out loud. Got a few weird looks.

 

[cold war painter]

Originally Posted by pocketsquareguy

So, how is that working for you?

Now that you've called my bluff, I don't have the chops to riff on that any further.

What actually happens is that I read instead of watching TV, and cook things I like to eat that she doesn't. All pretty boring really.

 

[CrazyJ]

Originally Posted by Master-Classter

I buy $10,000 worth of clothes and then rent a storage locker before she gets back.

LOL i see what you did thar

Srsly though, my girl used to travel a lot while she was a nanny for a rich traveling family, until she quit that job. Usually it was for anywhere between two to four weeks. Pretty much every night I would be at the bar getting completely, utterly sloshed and then passing out in some friend's living room. Never would consider affairs though. I'm too loyal.

 

[whiteslashasian]

GF was recently gone for a few days. Got some projects around the apartment finished, though I realized I need her input on some others.

I also played an inordinate amount of video games and ordered Chinese food; though the latter isn't out of the norm since we order out a few times a month.

I was going to do the laundry but couldn't find where she has hidden our "building laundry machine card" and she couldn't remember when I inquired either.

I didn't go to the gym, which is a stark contrast to the last time she was gone for an extended period of time and I hit the gym 6 days a week. Then again, she was previously gone for 5 weeks, the most recent was only a few days.