What do you do when your wife/GF is away?

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  1. JayJay

    JayJay Senior member

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    Your guess would be only slightly worse than mine...I've been considering for a couple of months that I should write a letter or something but haven't been able to express myself nor to I believe I would ever get a real answer.

    You're a good person for not retaliating, because I'm sure I would have. I mean to come home and find the place rented, car sold, and dog gone? I'd be in jail now, and for the rest of my life.
     
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    CouttsClient Senior member

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    You're a good person for not retaliating, because I'm sure I would have. I mean to come home and find the place rented, car sold, and dog gone? I'd be in jail now, and for the rest of my life.
    I decided a visit to a psychiatric unit was a better idea and it helped me. That and my friends who are irreplaceable. I never thought I was so tough [​IMG]
     
  3. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Crazy stuff, CC. Sorry to hear you went through this.
     
  4. Beaune Head

    Beaune Head Well-Known Member

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    1. Watch really violent movies (e.g. Sin City).
    2. Cook weird stuff that she won't eat, like risotto with snails.
    3. Surf.
     
  5. Stu

    Stu Senior member

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    Your wife or GF is out of town for a few days. What do you do that is different than when she is around?

    Cook Indian food. Smoke huge cigars, drink Irish whiskey.
     
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    Rambo Senior member

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    Don't any of you fuckers ever masturbate when your wife is around? Jesus you guys make it seem like personal access to your dick is limited via some clause in your pre-nup.
     
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    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    Don't any of you fuckers ever masturbate when your wife is around? Jesus you guys make it seem like personal access to your dick is limited via some clause in your pre-nup.

    Can't speak for the other guys, but I'd rather stick my wang in my gf's vagina than beat on it.
     
  9. mordecai

    mordecai Immoderator

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    Cook Indian food.

    lol +1
     
  10. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    Can't speak for the other guys, but I'd rather stick my wang in my gf's vagina than beat on it.
    You're not married. The rules have yet to change for you.
     
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    ecclespeccles Well-Known Member

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    i piss in the yard. pissing outside is real freedom
     
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    hm...i babysit ....[​IMG]
     
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    Nil Senior member

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    Cook Indian food. Smoke huge cigars, drink Irish whiskey.

    Marrying a woman who doesn't like Indian food is kind of a fail.
     
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    One, the other, or both of us will be away a couple of times a week ... so life goes on much the same.

    Even before retirement we both had very heavy schedules -- professional and volunteer -- so it's always been like this.
     
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    I'm sorry but in his case, I think it's pretty justifiable.

    http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...&postcount=784


    Thats just crazy!!

    Just wondering but how did she sell your cars? And most importantly did you get your dog back?
     

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