What do you do when your wife/GF is away?

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  1. GusW

    GusW Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Your wife or GF is out of town for a few days. What do you do that is different than when she is around?
     


  2. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    I kind of go to pieces; it's actually pretty embarrassing. She is a highly domesticating influence on me. I eat terribly, because cooking for me isn't as fun as cooking for her. I don't put away clothes or dishes or clean up after myself, it's pretty lame. I stay up really late for no reason at all.

    It's even harder now with the baby because I can't just go out and eat and not make a mess at home instead. I generally try to find some company to come over or somewhere to go with her.
     


  3. gladhands

    gladhands Senior member

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    Lotsa drankin' an 'batin'. It gets old after day two.
     


  4. WoodyStylee

    WoodyStylee Senior member

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    buy hookers and do lots of meth.

    ...oh and leave the seat up.
     


  5. Warren G.

    Warren G. Senior member

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    ...oh and leave the seat up.

    total bad ass[​IMG]
     


  6. Pinhas

    Pinhas Senior member

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    My meaningless text conversations dwindle to zero and I actually get to listen to my Iphone music without tri-hourly distruptions.

    Good times
     


  7. GusW

    GusW Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I go out a buy a dungeness crab and cook it and eat it along with melted butter, garlic bread and cole slaw.[​IMG]

    (she can't stand the smell)
     


  8. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Hmmm. Last time this happened...before the children arrived... I watched the movies I wanted to watch (it was Repo Man and In Bruges), listen to the music I want to hear on the main stereo - as loud as I want, cook what I feel like eating, stay up too late and wake up too early, and brew the coffee a bit stronger. Now that I have little ones...it may mean a Barney marathon or something. [​IMG]
     


  9. whiteslashasian

    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    Buy a bunch of turkey, pepper jack cheese, greens and bread to make sandwiches for a few days.

    Watch TV series and shows I have fallen behind on.

    Watch movies I'd been meaning to catch that I know she wouldn't like.

    Play hours of video games that I never get around to when she's home.

    Beat it like 3-4 time per day.

    Drink straight out of the milk jug (she hates that haha!).

    Eat cereal while on the couch.

    If it's football Sunday I'll order a pizza and just hang out in the living room in shorts, t-shirt, and slippers all day.
     


  10. globetrotter

    globetrotter Senior member

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    bathe, feed, dress and take care of 3 kids. not much more than that
     


  11. MrGoodBytes

    MrGoodBytes Senior member

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    I spend ALOT of time in my garage with my mistress.
     


  12. Davidko19

    Davidko19 Senior member

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    her sister





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  13. brown eyes

    brown eyes Senior member

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    when the wife's away.. spend time w/ the gf
    when the gf's away.. spend time w/ the wife
     


  14. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    twice my wife and kids were away. twice i had grand plans of debauchery. twice i watched porn and ate wings and missed them by day 2.
     


  15. NorCal

    NorCal Senior member

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    twice my wife and kids were away. twice i had grand plans of debauchery. twice i watched porn and ate wings and missed them by day 2.

    Sounds about right.

    For me, I eat steak twice a day and beat it, watch fucked up movies or read comics, maybe get into some random project.
    That and take some really long naps at inappropriate times.
     


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