Here's an idea: eat a dick. There's a reason why threads are stickied and thankfully there have been a few new users who have caught on to the idea without having to be told. Also, I assume you were mentioning "500 pages" as a good thing because, more than likely, someone has asked the op's question more than once. If you want to learn about chemistry or physics, do you pick up a 500 page book and say, "Naw, fuck it," get baked, and watch reruns of Mr.Wizard? Thought so.