What are you going to be for Halloween?

[SoCal2NYC]

It is a "Trailer Park Mother-in-Law" I need to carry around some cigs I think.

I was going to be a Naughty Granny- get an old dress, white wig, put condoms in the hair, carry around and chase people with a marital aid...but, I didn't have the time or energy as it was already Monday night.

 

[FLMountainMan]

I have a huge penis....a huge fake one that is, and a pair of boxing gloves and boxing shorts. I'm going as a cockfight. Went to another Halloween party this past weekend and went as a 60's basketball player - complete with short shorts, knee high white socks, white chuck taylors, jersey and headband. Was pretty pimp.

 

[imageWIS]

I'm going as the

Jon.

 

[RJman]

GQGeek.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

I think I should add yellow rubber gloves or a spatula or a laundry basket.

Very nice FLMM. There was a costume that was a hot dog vendor that had a fake penis in one of the buns hanging down on the tray by the crotch.

 

[Histrion]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

It is a "Trailer Park Mother-in-Law" I need to carry around some cigs I think.

Put the pack of cigs on your left arm. 80's style.

I was invited to a party on Wednesday and then some other one later this week but I don't have the time to attend as I'm swamped with assignments.

 

[CDC]

I have to say, tiecollector's is certainly the best idea yet.

I'm going as a bro/douche bag/frat boy: stripey polo shirt (colar up), shell necklace, ski-jump hair (that pushed-up only in the front thing that was cool for about 4 months back in '95, that for some reason, dykes, bros and twinks still love), goatee, khaki cargo pants, new balance cross-trainers, and maybe a north face polar fleece. It's only going to work if I can find a party where everybody knows me, otherwise it's 'who let the douche bag in, and why isn't he even dressed up?'

Well, it's either that or Freuddy Kreuger.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by CDC

Well, it's either that or Freuddy Kreuger.

I turned the corner last night and there was a ****** dressed up as FK. I keep forgeting it is Halloween and it scared the **** out of me.

Then I was in the costume store and turn the corner and there is just a random lady standing there (NOT in a costume) and she saw me sort of jump back when I saw her. Needless to say I thought it was funny, she I'm sure didn't.

 

[edmorel]

SoCal, I find you to be a very scary human being, and it has nothing to do with your homosexuality.


This year, I will be a bear.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by edmorel

This year, I will be a bear.
Oh, you're going as GQGeek too?

 

[FLMountainMan]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

I think I should add yellow rubber gloves or a spatula or a laundry basket.

Very nice FLMM. There was a costume that was a hot dog vendor that had a fake penis in one of the buns hanging down on the tray by the crotch.

I am nothing if not classy.

A cop-out I always use if I can't dress up due to logistics (coming directly from work or something) is to tape a dorito to my shoulder. Everyone eventually gets that I have a chip on my shoulder. Groan inducing, but very cheap and quick.

 

[xchen]

I had to crouch down as I don't have a tripod and my dresser is chest high.

Fu Manch.

Should I cut the sleeves off?

 

[edmorel]

you can be SoCal's husband.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by RJman

Oh, you're going as GQGeek too?

If i were gay, I would be a.... oh nm.

I don't have enough hair on my chest to be a bear.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

You're Post-Op already?

Socal... NM.