No wonder I enjoy single malts. Although ... after a gay friend suggested that Laphroaig tasted oh so peaty ... like a crusty old jock strap ... that put me off Laphroaig for quite a few years. What sports cause a jockstrap to become peaty? Caber tossing ? My wife discovered Laphroaig through my ordering it occasionally. She says it tastes like a fireplace on a cold night. Perhaps they are burning jockstraps in the fireplace.