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  1. Drinkwaters

    Drinkwaters Senior member

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    And there wouldn't be any illegals working in the kitchen.

    Yes, all kitchen help would be delegated to Banned Style Forum Members,
    Ernest could be chef.

    Gary
     


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    People wearing black of any kind will be forced to sit in the unimaginatively decorated portion of the cafe.

    Painted in black.
     


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    Yes, all kitchen help would be delegated to Banned Style Forum Members,
    Ernest could be chef.

    Gary

    You would trust banned members to prepare your food? [​IMG]
     


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    You would trust banned members to prepare your food? [​IMG]

    I wouldn't trust some ACTIVE members to prepare my food. [​IMG]
     


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    It should be owned by Pierre Cardin.
     


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    The only food served will be foie gras.
     


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    The cafe obviously needs to have "Streetwear" and "Non-streetwear" sections. [​IMG]

    Damn, you beat me too it!

    Jon.
     


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    The waiters would all wear black trousers. Or would that be another forum's cafe?
    No, no…black jeans! (Bespoke from APC) Jon.
     


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    People wearing black of any kind will be forced to sit in the unimaginatively decorated portion of the cafe.


    The Polo shirt and black sneakers that I have on today resent that!

    Jon.
     


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    Drinkwaters Senior member

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    The only food served will be foie gras.

    There is a bill in the House in Boston to outlaw the raising of ducks in Massachusetts for foie gras. When I heard this, I discovered how they force feed the ducks with funnel. So glad to be a vegatarian! I eat force feed fish though.

    Gary
     


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    There would be several dishes made with SPAM. These dishes would appear on the menu for several hours before being withdrawn, only to be replaced by a different SPAM dish the following day.
     


  12. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    The drink menu will include:

    Lillet (blanc et rouge)
    Hendrick's gin
    VEP Chartreuse (jaune et vert)
    Delamain Pale & Dry (cognac)
    Martell Cordon Bleu (cognac)

    The dessert menu will include:

    Chocolate souffle (containing Valhrona)
    Creme brulee
    Good old NY cheesecake
     


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    imageWIS Senior member

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    There would be several dishes made with SPAM. These dishes would appear on the menu for several hours before being withdrawn, only to be replaced by a different SPAM dish the following day.

    LMFAO. [​IMG] [​IMG]

    In addition, all spam items will be served by people wearing troll costumes.

    Jon.
     


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    imageWIS Senior member

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    The drink menu will include:

    Lillet (blanc et rouge)
    Hendrick's gin
    VEP Chartreuse (jaune et vert)
    Delamain Pale & Dry (cognac)
    Martell Cordon Bleu (cognac)


    You forgot mid-stream. Gotta have mid-stream.

    Jon.
     


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    There is a bill in the House in Boston to outlaw the raising of ducks in Massachusetts for foie gras. When I heard this, I discovered how they force feed the ducks with funnel. So glad to be a vegatarian! I eat force feed fish though.
    It has already been banned in the city of Chicago. There is a lot of controversy about whether the production method is cruel or not. I believe it is not. I also do not care much whether it is cruel or not. If extra cruelty could produce a tastier product I would eat it. Anyway, I think the Cafe should serve only foie gras to counteract the silly legislation.
     


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