hamish5178
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they should rethink their scheme.
many years ago i worked w/ someone who was late coming back from lunch one day. she finally arrived, and in a tearful panic muttered 'i bet there's no such firm as bernstein assocs.!' as she paged furiously through the phone book. turns out she was walking back from lunch when a woman tapped her on the shoulder and says 'did you drop this?'. she says no and together they open the envelope to see it's stuffed w/ $$$$.
"we should bring this to my attorney at bernstein & assoc. - he'll know what to do", says the woman. phone call is made. turns out the $$$ is 'theirs' to keep as the envelope is unmarked. they can split it right there or bring it over to the office as bernstein has a great short-term investment available. will double (probably triple) $$$, but there's a minimum amount needed and the envelope is $300 short. co-worker says no problem and takes out $300 from atm. the 2 hop in a cab and drive to bernstein's office. 'wait here while i run upstairs to give mr. bernstein the $$$$ - i'll be right back...."
She fell for that? Really? Really?