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Wearing boys' polo shirts.

Bergdorf Goodwill

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So I've been wearing these polo shirts that were made for boys, and I'm just hoping that I have not stepped outside the bounds of my manhood in doing so. I am afraid that through wearing these pieces of fabric stitched together while the maker was thinking about children I am complicit in some terrible affront against the traditional male role in society.

Please help. I am a small boy on top and a transvestite on the bottom. The shoes are for a man, though. I swear it!
 

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I think the "transvestite on the bottom" part means that he is wearing women's jeans.

I'm not exactly sure what you need help with though. If you're that small, I suppose you have to do what you have to do.
 

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Originally Posted by rico suave
At least you arnt wearing women's jeans.


ha, i agree with your statement rico

but seriously, what ******* "boy" wears a 18 neck for polo shirts? they're cut GIGANTIC!
 

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Originally Posted by orbitingio
So I've been wearing these polo shirts that were made for boys, and I'm just hoping that I have not stepped outside the bounds of my manhood in doing so. I am afraid that through wearing these pieces of fabric stitched together while the maker was thinking about children I am complicit in some terrible affront against the traditional male role in society.

Please help. I am a small boy on top and a transvestite on the bottom. The shoes are for a man, though. I swear it!

genius... thank you... this is the best **** you to the people who are anti-girl jeans just because they are girl jeans.... SUPERTRASH!!!
 

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I don't know if this thread is a joke, or what, but all my Ralph Lauren stuff I bought out of the boys section. Everything else is just cut, far, far too big, especially the classic polos.
 

Bergdorf Goodwill

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Originally Posted by mainy
I don't know if this thread is a joke, or what, but all my Ralph Lauren stuff I bought out of the boys section. Everything else is just cut, far, far too big, especially the classic polos.

Sounds good, freak. Do some push-ups. Don't you know that a boy is different from a man? What is your problem -- child molester anyone? I mean, wouldn't you be embarrassed to be wearing your son's clothes? Some people. Why don't you just buy Costume National like a normal non-pederast? Creep.
 

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Originally Posted by orbitingio
Sounds good, freak. Do some push-ups. Don't you know that a boy is different from a man? What is your problem -- child molester anyone? I mean, wouldn't you be embarrassed to be wearing your son's clothes? Some people. Why don't you just buy Costume National like a normal non-pederast? Creep.
You're right, I'm going to go order some Dior Homme to make up for my size deficency
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I think this is a legitimate concern - American clothes are ballooning in both absolute size and relative cut. I wear a small everywhere, and sometimes even that's too small - and theoretically I fall in the middle of the spectrum at 5'9", although my 140lbs is a lil on the light side. I have been tempted into the 'youth' sections more than once - then again, I'm only 20 - but I can understand where it comes from.
 

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I used to wear size YL early on in college because even small polos would hang off me. But then I grew balls, visited a gym, and bulked up to a Men's Small. So there.

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'll go back to pulling trucks out of the mud with my bare hands.
 

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I've started buying RL polos in boy size small recently and they fit me very well. I don't think you have to care about wearing boy polos or men polos, what you should care though is how it fits; if it doesn't fit then it'll look bad no matter boy or men size.
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I never realized so many people could be so small... odd.
 

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