• I'm happy to introduce the Styleforum Happy Hour, our brand new podcast featuring lively discussion about menswear and the fashion industry. In the inaugural edition, a discussion of what's going on in retail today. Please check it out on the Journal. All episodes will be also be available soon on your favorite podcast platform.

  • Styleforum Gives - Holiday Charity Auction 5: Good Art HLYWD rosette courtesy of Self Edge

    We are very proud to present this year's edition of the Styleforum Holiday Charity Auctions, this year in support of the Ronald McDonald House Charities of Spokane (www.rmhcspokane.org). Each Auction lasts 24 hours. Please follow and bid on all the auctions.

    The 5th auction is for a custom Good Art HLYWD bracelet courtesy of Self Edge. Please bid often and generously here

    Fok and the Styleforum Team.

  • STYLE. COMMUNITY. GREAT CLOTHING.

    Bored of counting likes on social networks? At Styleforum, you’ll find rousing discussions that go beyond strings of emojis.

    Click Here to join Styleforum's thousands of style enthusiasts today!

Wearing boys' polo shirts.

Bergdorf Goodwill

Distinguished Member
Joined
Dec 7, 2004
Messages
1,228
Reaction score
6
So I've been wearing these polo shirts that were made for boys, and I'm just hoping that I have not stepped outside the bounds of my manhood in doing so. I am afraid that through wearing these pieces of fabric stitched together while the maker was thinking about children I am complicit in some terrible affront against the traditional male role in society.

Please help. I am a small boy on top and a transvestite on the bottom. The shoes are for a man, though. I swear it!
 

Nil

Distinguished Member
Joined
Apr 23, 2005
Messages
9,613
Reaction score
4,086
I think the "transvestite on the bottom" part means that he is wearing women's jeans.

I'm not exactly sure what you need help with though. If you're that small, I suppose you have to do what you have to do.
 

poly800rock

Distinguished Member
Joined
Apr 22, 2006
Messages
3,437
Reaction score
83
Originally Posted by rico suave
At least you arnt wearing women's jeans.


ha, i agree with your statement rico

but seriously, what fucking "boy" wears a 18 neck for polo shirts? they're cut GIGANTIC!
 

cheapmutha

Distinguished Member
Joined
Mar 29, 2006
Messages
1,890
Reaction score
69
Originally Posted by orbitingio
So I've been wearing these polo shirts that were made for boys, and I'm just hoping that I have not stepped outside the bounds of my manhood in doing so. I am afraid that through wearing these pieces of fabric stitched together while the maker was thinking about children I am complicit in some terrible affront against the traditional male role in society.

Please help. I am a small boy on top and a transvestite on the bottom. The shoes are for a man, though. I swear it!

genius... thank you... this is the best fuck you to the people who are anti-girl jeans just because they are girl jeans.... SUPERTRASH!!!
 

mainy

Distinguished Member
Joined
Sep 12, 2006
Messages
1,993
Reaction score
796
I don't know if this thread is a joke, or what, but all my Ralph Lauren stuff I bought out of the boys section. Everything else is just cut, far, far too big, especially the classic polos.
 

Bergdorf Goodwill

Distinguished Member
Joined
Dec 7, 2004
Messages
1,228
Reaction score
6
Originally Posted by mainy
I don't know if this thread is a joke, or what, but all my Ralph Lauren stuff I bought out of the boys section. Everything else is just cut, far, far too big, especially the classic polos.

Sounds good, freak. Do some push-ups. Don't you know that a boy is different from a man? What is your problem -- child molester anyone? I mean, wouldn't you be embarrassed to be wearing your son's clothes? Some people. Why don't you just buy Costume National like a normal non-pederast? Creep.
 

mainy

Distinguished Member
Joined
Sep 12, 2006
Messages
1,993
Reaction score
796
Originally Posted by orbitingio
Sounds good, freak. Do some push-ups. Don't you know that a boy is different from a man? What is your problem -- child molester anyone? I mean, wouldn't you be embarrassed to be wearing your son's clothes? Some people. Why don't you just buy Costume National like a normal non-pederast? Creep.
You're right, I'm going to go order some Dior Homme to make up for my size deficency
 

Augusto86

Sean Penn's Mexican love child
Joined
Oct 4, 2004
Messages
6,776
Reaction score
0
I think this is a legitimate concern - American clothes are ballooning in both absolute size and relative cut. I wear a small everywhere, and sometimes even that's too small - and theoretically I fall in the middle of the spectrum at 5'9", although my 140lbs is a lil on the light side. I have been tempted into the 'youth' sections more than once - then again, I'm only 20 - but I can understand where it comes from.
 

whodini

Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!
Joined
Jul 16, 2006
Messages
18,145
Reaction score
188
I used to wear size YL early on in college because even small polos would hang off me. But then I grew balls, visited a gym, and bulked up to a Men's Small. So there.

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'll go back to pulling trucks out of the mud with my bare hands.
 

metkirk

Senior Member
Joined
Apr 23, 2006
Messages
589
Reaction score
0
I've started buying RL polos in boy size small recently and they fit me very well. I don't think you have to care about wearing boy polos or men polos, what you should care though is how it fits; if it doesn't fit then it'll look bad no matter boy or men size.
 

Nil

Distinguished Member
Joined
Apr 23, 2005
Messages
9,613
Reaction score
4,086
I never realized so many people could be so small... odd.
 

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by

Featured Sponsor

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

  • 1 - 4

    Votes: 27 3.5%
  • 5 - 10

    Votes: 137 17.5%
  • 11 - 20

    Votes: 255 32.6%
  • 21 - 30

    Votes: 123 15.7%
  • 31 - 40

    Votes: 68 8.7%
  • 41 - 50

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • 51 - 60

    Votes: 23 2.9%
  • 61 - 70

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • 71 - 80

    Votes: 17 2.2%
  • 81 - 90

    Votes: 7 0.9%
  • 91 - 100

    Votes: 8 1.0%
  • 100+

    Votes: 49 6.3%

Related Threads

Forum statistics

Threads
428,779
Messages
9,223,790
Members
193,616
Latest member
MaryQuintanilla
Top