Was my Tailor trying to scam me?

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by satorstyle

Dude there are average to extremely wealthy folk on this forum, but no one has pinned their wealth on their sleeve like your post. It's getting a little ridiculous.

That's assuming you believe this joker in the first place. Which reminds me, I have to take my private jet to naples to have a fitting with Rubinacci early next week.

Originally Posted by sonlegoman

I bet he owns a Diesel watch.

Purchased from a Chinese seller on ebay.

 

[Metlin]

Originally Posted by sonlegoman

Dude, read the post closely. He was on Vacay! C'mon. Stop asking stupid questions. Don't waste the OP's time. He's too important to have to waste his time with people like you!

Why do you think he flew in the tailor? Duh! C'mon!

EDIT: I'm being sarcastic.

It's a sad, sad day when you've to clarify that.

 

[sonlegoman]

Originally Posted by Metlin

It's a sad, sad day when you've to clarify that.

Sometimes, sarcasm is hard to get across on the internet.

 

[sonlegoman]

Originally Posted by teddieriley

That's assuming you believe this joker in the first place. Which reminds me, I have to take my private jet to naples to have a fitting with Rubinacci early next week.
Next week, I'm getting my testicles dipped in gold! Private jet... pfffwwssh. Newbies...

 

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by sonlegoman

Next week, I'm getting my testicles dipped in gold! Private jet... pfffwwssh. Newbies...

You're the amateur. I did that last week, hence the need for a fitting.

 

[TheDiesel]

i laughed a little

 

[Metlin]

Originally Posted by TheDiesel

i laughed a little
I threw up a little.

 

[Ataturk]

He probably has to fly in tailors because they stopped allowing furloughs from the nuthouse.

 

[Shikar]

I am on Vacay this Sunday...but if i need a suit....

Regards.

 

[jhdas]

What's wrong with your 100+ suits? None of them fit you anymore? Wouldn't it be cheaper just to fly one of them over to California? What occurred that could require an emergency brand spanking new suit?

Edit: Sorry, I understand now. TheDiesel: Go for it. $430 is a steal!

 

[RyanM]

just ban this idiot

edit: sorry i've been drinking

 

[SVS]

Originally Posted by jhdas

What's wrong with your 100+ suits? None of them fit you anymore? Wouldn't it be cheaper just to fly one of them over to California? What occurred that could require an emergency brand spanking new suit?

This kind of reasoning is why you aren't as rich as OP. Seriously, if you don't see OP's genius ... Well, really, there is just no point continuing.

 

[rach2jlc]

How is this douche slipping through the cracks? I mean... SRSLY.

This place has been becoming nursery school lately; it's like some Middle School somewhere lifted its restrictions on internet access and is now allowing forum participation.

 

[dragon8]

Originally Posted by sonlegoman

Dude, read the post closely. He was on Vacay! C'mon. Stop asking stupid questions. Don't waste the OP's time. He's too important to have to waste his time with people like you!

Why do you think he flew in the tailor? Duh! C'mon!

EDIT: I'm being sarcastic.

I missed the vacay part. I didn't know his private jet was on standby for tailors.

 

[Cravate_Noire]

He said it is literally invisible and if something spills on your suit, it wont get messed up, because it is absorbed .

Does that mean that you can spill drinks on your suit and wring it out when you want something to drink?
When you spill vermouth and gin on it, will you get a Martini when you wring it out?
Is the tailor Eric Glennie?