Wardrobe tampering?

[binge]

I think someone broke into my apartment while I was gone for the holidays. It appears as though this mysterious intruder stole all my clothes and replaced them with the exact same pieces, all one size smaller. It is the only explanation...

Did this happen to anyone else?

 

[Doc4]

Originally Posted by binge

I think someone broke into my apartment while I was gone for the holidays. It appears as though this mysterious intruder stole all my clothes and replaced them with the exact same pieces, all one size smaller. It is the only explanation...

Did this happen to anyone else?

He's a well-known prankster. He tends to hang out at the local gym ... go there and hang out ... "pretend to exercise" to blend in so he doesn't spot you ... and I'm sure you'll be able to get your old, properly-fitting, clothes back in no time.

Oh, and if you catch him, kick his @$$ for me, too!

 

[Holdfast]

Originally Posted by binge

I think someone broke into my apartment while I was gone for the holidays. It appears as though this mysterious intruder stole all my clothes and replaced them with the exact same pieces, all one size smaller. It is the only explanation...

Did this happen to anyone else?

Originally Posted by Doc4

He's a well-known prankster. He tends to hang out at the local gym ... go there and hang out ... "pretend to exercise" to blend in so he doesn't spot you ... and I'm sure you'll be able to get your old, properly-fitting, clothes back in no time.

Funny opening post; better reply.