Waking up with a erection, what does it mean?

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  1. phoenixrecon

    phoenixrecon Senior member

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    No, I haven't been drinking.
     


  2. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    It's all right. Blood just tends to build up in your nether regions while you're lying down. Take a shower or masturbate and you'll be fine again.
     


  3. sho'nuff

    sho'nuff grrrrrrrr!!

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    it's not blood building up. it is mainly your bladder full in the morning that will do this. go pee, and you will be fine.
     


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    bma Senior member

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  5. Beetleything

    Beetleything Senior member

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    Doesn't it mean your gay or it's a sign anyway[​IMG]
     


  6. NorCal

    NorCal Senior member

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    Dude, I worry when I don't wake up with a boner.
    It means you're not dead yet.
     


  7. Mark from Plano

    Mark from Plano Lifestyle change - no homo

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    Doesn't it mean your gay or it's a sign anyway[​IMG]

    I heard it means you're dying. OP should go see a doctor.
     


  8. MetroStyles

    MetroStyles Senior member

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    Test levels are highest in morning. Throughout night you will get random boners. If you happen to wake up during a certain part of your sleep cycle, you will have a boner. If you happen to always wake up during this part of the cycle, you will always have a bone and vice versa. It is healthy and if you never experience nocturnal erections something is wrong.
     


  9. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos In Time Out

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    Dude, I worry when I don't wake up with a boner.

    This.

    If I don't wake up with at least a half chub, or obtain one spontaneously soon after waking up, I'll get worried. It's a healthy sign that you've got plenty of testosterone swimming around in your veins.
     


  10. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Peeing with a boner is no fun.
     


  11. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Peeing with a boner is no fun.

    I'd rather pee with a boner where you have to stand directly above the bowl and point your dick straight down than piss 10 minutes after I cum. That shit goes everywhere and annoys me.
     


  12. Rikkar501

    Rikkar501 Senior member

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    Test levels are highest in morning. Throughout night you will get random boners. If you happen to wake up during a certain part of your sleep cycle, you will have a boner. If you happen to always wake up during this part of the cycle, you will always have a bone and vice versa. It is healthy and if you never experience nocturnal erections something is wrong.
    Yup, a boner in the morning is a sign of healthy levels of testosterone.
     


  13. spertia

    spertia Senior member

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    Yup, a boner in the boner is a sign of healthy levels of testosterone.

    [​IMG]
     


  14. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Peeing with a boner is no fun.

    Did someone tell you what it's like?
     


  15. ConcernedParent

    ConcernedParent Senior member

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    I'd rather pee with a boner where you have to stand directly above the bowl and point your dick straight down than piss 10 minutes after I cum. That shit goes everywhere and annoys me.

    Seconded. It stop and goes, stops again... then suddenly when you think it's over with you tuck it back.... and you have to go again. Then your stomach hurts and it stops again.
     


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