Visa ruined my dad's Christmas

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Stazy, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    In all honesty $20,000 is hardly considered "˜big spending' in the jewelry world. When he starts making single purchases of $100K or more, then he can brag. Jon.
    4 inch penises are hardly considered "big dicks" in the regular world. Sorry man. [​IMG]
     
  2. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    4 inch penises are hardly considered "big dicks" in the regular world. Sorry man. [​IMG]
    I thought Jon said the last one he had felt like ten.
     
  3. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    4 inch penises are hardly considered "big dicks" in the regular world. Sorry man. [​IMG]

    You don't have to be sorry about your small dick to me; I'm not the one who has to sleep with you.

    Jon.
     
  4. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    You don't have to be sorry about your small dick to me; I'm not the one who has to sleep with you. Jon.
    Wow! What a brilliant comeback! TOTALLY didn't see it coming. We've got a regular Lenny Bruce here, folks.
     
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    imageWIS Senior member

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    Wow! What a brilliant comeback! TOTALLY didn't see it coming. We've got a regular Lenny Bruce here, folks.

    Sigh...don't you get tired of your overweight drunken tirades? Or is it that you are just lonely for Christmas? I think that's it...

    Jon.
     
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    kronik Senior member

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    This is an awesome thread.

    Seconded and..

    Jon, you're getting tag teamed by M&M, which I figure you'd enjoy but you're all catty about it. What's the problem?

    (And yes, your insults paled in comparison. e... pic... f..)
     
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    imageWIS Senior member

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    Seconded and..

    Jon, you're getting tag teamed by M&M, which I figure you'd enjoy but you're all catty about it. What's the problem?

    (And yes, your insults paled in comparison. e... pic... f..)


    I wasn't trying hard, since I save my mental acumen for real life; unfortunately for Conne, he doesn't have a real life so he wastes his brain power here.

    And I've seen you flounder on more than one occasion on this forum regarding inane arguments to know that your opinion regarding these matters should be taken with ½ a grain of sand.

    Jon.
     
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    CTGuy Made Guy

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    This is an awesome thread.

    +1 \t[​IMG]
     
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    ken Banned by Request

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    Visa ruined my Christmas, once, when they shot and killed my family and opened my presents.

    Oh, wait, that was Nathan Cheatham, not Visa. Silly me.
     
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    Wow! What a brilliant comeback! TOTALLY didn't see it coming. We've got a regular Lenny Bruce here, folks.

    It's not like your original comment was all that witty.
     
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    Agh, the death rattle of my pride is deafening. You wound me, dear Jon.
     
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    Is the sentiment expressed here typical of the American experience at this holiday? If this is the case I don't feel that a karat the size of Des Moine could save Christmas for those with such a razor wire materialism woven into the fabric of their souls. I beg these questions: Does Herculon make you stronger? Does cashmere make you more tender? Does shell cordovan protect you from your lover's resentment that is to come down like a spiked heel? Can a diamond be cut in a shape that could fit that hole punched in your childhood self? Do possessions on display and the insults sewn between fill your sockings with joy? If yes, I hope not to be served a piece of this Stollen.
     
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    Is the sentiment expressed here typical of the American experience at this holiday? If this is the case I don't feel that a karat the size of Des Moine could save Christmas for those with such a razor wire materialism woven into the fabric of their souls. I beg these questions: Does Herculon make you stronger? Does cashmere make you more tender? Does shell cordovan protect you from your lover's resentment that is to come down like a spiked heel? Can a diamond be cut in a shape that could fit that hole punched in your childhood self? Do possessions on display and the insults thrown between fill your sockings with joy? If yes, I hope not to be served a piece of this Stollen.

    You're German? Wie Heissen Sie? Woher komen Sie auf Deutschland?
     
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    Is the sentiment expressed here typical of the American experience at this holiday? If this is the case I don't feel that a karat the size of Des Moine could save Christmas for those with such a razor wire materialism woven into the fabric of their souls. I beg these questions: Does Herculon make you stronger? Does cashmere make you more tender? Does shell cordovan protect you from your lover's resentment that is to come down like a spiked heel? Can a diamond be cut in a shape that could fit that hole punched in your childhood self? Do possessions on display and the insults sewn between fill your sockings with joy? If yes, I hope not to be served a piece of this Stollen.

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