Virgin Airlines Complaint letter. RICHARD!

[Eason]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/tr...nt-letter.html

 

[gdl203]

This is hilarious

 

[Eason]

Look At It, Richard!

 

[chorse123]

Those pictures...

 

[kwilkinson]

I'm here to help, Sir Richard.

 

[Lucky7]

Wow. Every time I've flown Virgin the food and service have been top notch.

 

[gdl203]

Originally Posted by Lucky7

Wow. Every time I've flown Virgin the food and service have been top notch.

But that's not funny

 

[spertia]

Throwing "Richard" into every other sentence definitely took the letter to the next level.

 

[Lucky7]

Originally Posted by gdl203

But that's not funny

I wasn't trying to be funny Richard.

 

[Bhowie]

Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly by my parents and if they knew I had started desert before the main course, a sponge shaft would be the least of my worries.

It would be the least of anyone's worries.

 

[gdl203]

Originally Posted by Lucky7

I wasn't trying to be funny Richard.
I know you weren't Richard

 

[sonick]

Brilliant.

A cheese Richard, a cheese.

 

[whiteslashasian]

"Richard.... What is that white stuff?"

That letter of complaint delivered the lulz.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Wasn't as funny as the spider e-mail but it gave me a laugh nonetheless.

Richard.

 

[Dakota rube]

I love this:

Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this: