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Vikings RB found with elaborate drug-masking kit

Dakota rube

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The Whizzinator is available in five colors. A guy phoned a Minneapolis radio program this morning saying he had purchased one because his employer was instituting urine tests and he figured he'd flunk. The only problem is he ordered the wrong color, and when he "whipped it out" to submit the "sample", the observer immediately noticed the Whizzinator and flunked him.
http://www.whizzinator.com/
 

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Do they offer a choice between circumcised and seven fold?

Going to hell for sure now... there was some doubt before, pretty sure now.
 

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Pretty interesting "links" page on the Whizzinator web site, eh?
 

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excerpt from the article:
NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said a league investigation would determine whether there should be a penalty for simply possessing a device designed to beat a drug test. He said the device Smith was carrying wouldn't have fooled the NFL. "Our program requires that players be visually observed from the front giving the sample with their shirts off and pants down to their knees, making the effectiveness of such an effort remote," he said in a prepared statement.
 

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