Very very bad news

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by ernest, Oct 29, 2004.

  1. ernest

    ernest Senior member

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    I have just looked at my T&A shirt that I bought by Harrod's 10 months ago.

    Fabrics seems very heavy, more strong than H&K one's BUT it is NOT a single needle sewing.....

    What ca I do? I am going to die.

    Are all rtw T&A like that?
     
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    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    Well, the good news is that you won't die. While less attractive than single needle seams, double needle seams have no effect on a person's health.
     
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    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    Wow, a whole new category of product liability litigation.
     
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    Egads. I don't think you're taking this seriously enough, Ernest.
     
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    I am willing to offer you a very good rate on life insurance against death by single needle stitching. PM me for details.

    Ernest, please do get a job. Profitable or not, I think the inactivity is addling your brain. Or maybe previous addlement was what led to your present (un)employment?
     
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    What a relief--I thought you had been forced into employment.

    Welcome back.
     
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    Fabrics seems very heavy, more strong than H&K one's BUT it is NOT a single needle sewing..... What ca I do? I am going to die.
    I am willing to offer you a very good rate on life insurance against death by single needle stitching. Â PM me for details. Ernest, please do get a job. Â Profitable or not, I think the inactivity is addling your brain. Â Or maybe previous addlement was what led to your present (un)employment?
    Better offer me your credit card numbers than your insurance... I am very moved to see you are so worry about me. Under your rude appareance must be a nice guy...
     
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    ernest: Perhaps you can join eccentric recluse Chairman Spalla in Bespoke Stadium in his new show, "Iron Fop". Ryori no Fopjin. Yomigaeru Iron Fop..... Iron Fop French: ernest le chomeur
     
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    (ernest @ 29 Oct. 2004, 12:04) I have just looked at my T&A shirt that I bought by Harrod's 10 months ago. Fabrics seems very heavy, more strong than H&K one's BUT it is NOT a single needle sewing..... What ca I do? I am going to die. Are all rtw T&A like that?
    ernest: Perhaps you can join eccentric recluse Chairman Spalla in Bespoke Stadium in his new show, "Iron Fop". Ryori no Fopjin. Yomigaeru Iron Fop..... Iron Fop French: ernest le chomeur
    Why are you so aggressive? Amazing... May be jalousy to work too much in a job you do not like when I can sleep and have the same standard of living as you?
     
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    (Kaga @ 29 Oct. 2004, 12:44)
    I have just looked at my T&A shirt that I bought by Harrod's 10 months ago. Fabrics seems very heavy, more strong than H&K one's BUT it is NOT a single needle sewing..... What ca I do? I am going to die. Are all rtw T&A like that?
    ernest: Perhaps you can join eccentric recluse Chairman Spalla in Bespoke Stadium in his new show, "Iron Fop". Ryori no Fopjin. Yomigaeru Iron Fop..... Iron Fop French: ernest le chomeur
    Why are you so aggressive? Amazing... May be  jalousy to work too much in a job you do not like when I can sleep and have the same standard of living as you?
    Ah ernie, I kid because I love. Anyway, I am an eccentric milliardaire living in a castle who has collected the finest in gourmet chefs to stimulate my jaded palate -- how can I be jealous of anyone?
     
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    I own 14 pairs of braces.... this creates many jalousy.
     
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    The ultimate display of wealth is, of course, to simultaneously suspend fourteen pairs of trousers. Well done, ernest.
     
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    Originally Posted by ernest,29 Oct. 2004, 12:55
    I own 14 pairs of braces.... this creates many jalousy.
    The ultimate display of wealth is, of course, to simultaneously suspend fourteen pairs of trousers. Well done, ernest.
    Hilarious.. [​IMG] Â [​IMG] Â [​IMG] Â [​IMG] Â [​IMG] Â [​IMG]
     
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    (tattersall @ 29 Oct. 2004, 6:35)
    I own 14 pairs of braces.... this creates many jalousy.
    The ultimate display of wealth is, of course, to simultaneously suspend fourteen pairs of trousers. Well done, ernest.
    Hilarious.. [​IMG] Â [​IMG] Â [​IMG] Â [​IMG] Â [​IMG] Â [​IMG]
    Not of wealth but of good taste...
     
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    Yes, although it's the narrowest double-needle stitching that I've ever seen.

    You'll only die, though, if you wear your fourteen pairs of classy braces at the same time that you're wearing your double-needle T&A shirt.
     

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