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Vagisoft Robes. Yes you read it right.

cordarounds

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I return with a new fashion tip from Cordarounds. And I only save the best for Style Forum readers. Today, we're proud to release the ultra-ultra-ultra-ultra limited edition Vagisoft Robes. Why so limited? Because, as the following infographic illustrates, this material is quite rare.
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Yes, this leaves only 10 days to decide. Will you take the leap now, or curse yourself when you're old and grey and Vagisoftrobeless? Just think of all the conversation it will spawn...and of all the offspring sprung by said conversation.

This is 100% Vagisoft we're talkin' about, not some immitation knock-off. Style Forum readers expect nothing less than the genuine article, so we encourage them to proceed immediately to our store, where they can find this and other fine articles of Cordarounds attire.
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hossoso

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Ughh, we're just going to make all same jokes we did about the blankets...
 

cordarounds

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My apologies for reusing an infographic that discusses freshly laundered bunnies. I do agree that talk of bunny-laundering has grown tiresome. I'll task our scientists to test the robe in a zero G environment and see what happens.
 

cordarounds

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Epic, but short lived. Soon the world's supply of Vagisoft will run out (precisely on March 15) and we'll have send astronauts off to plunder other planets in search of the universe's softest element.
 

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