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Upcoming movies you're disgusted with

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Harold falcon, Jan 15, 2013.

  1. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Not for upcoming movies you're excited to see, but only those pieces of excrement coming soon that look to further destroy our culture. Remakes, TV to Film, video game movies, romantic comedies, movies based on cartoons or toys, or anything directed or produced by Michael Bay.
     
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    Jason Statham in Parker. Clearly a rip of the Richard Stark series of novels, and Point Blank with Lee Marvin, and Payback with Martin Riggs. The whole series of books is fucking great, but Hollywood would rather remake instead of adapt something new. So we get another version of the Hunter. And this one looks to be a pussy.

    Fuck Hollywood.
     
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    The Play-Doh movie and the adaption of Dancing with the Stars look pretty good.
     
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    It is not upcoming anymore unfortunately. My wife made me watch the latest Batman movie on Netflex, it was so bad it was pathetically bad with special effects to match.
     
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  5. Harold falcon

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    No, Medwed, this is about films that haven't come out yet.
     
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    Yes, Acidboy has the right idea. Both of those qualify.
     
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    Isn't Batman always in a state of coming out ? Out of the wrong end in perpetuity?
     
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    Perhaps, but please to be specific here. Lets not attack sera, let's go after specific films coming out that are disgusting us.
     
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    I'm actually looking forward to both movies. What's wrong with shutting your brain off for 2 hours? You old guys really need to loosen up a little more.
     
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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588173/

    Saw a preview for this when I saw Skyfall, and luckily for it, I was so offended at the unmatchable fucking stupidity of the premise of this turd that it blinded me to Skyfall's shortcomings. There is no way this will not be an abysmal failure in every sense of the word.
     
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    I think they stopped making those.
     
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    There's enjoyable crap movies and then there's just crap movies. Those are the latter.
     
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    The Great Gatsby. It's directed by Baz Luhrmann, scored by Jay-Z and shot in 3-D. I'm preparing to vomit right now.
     
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    I can see right now they will have the shirts flying all over the room in 3D. Ugh.
     
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    Jesus Fucking Christ, that sounds so bad that it can't possibly be real. Like that Hugh Jackman steaming shit pile, "Real Steel". I swear I was convinced it was some sort of elaborate prank until it showed up on DVD. Even now I'm not 100% sure that when you pop the disc into the player, all that appears is "Never Gonna Give You Up" on continuous loop.
     
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