are we allowed to mock people's choices? I must appologize in advance, but I don't know how anyone could be the least bit attracted to Joan Cusack. She makes me want to gouge my eyes out and tear my ears off every time she's on-screen. Hell, if forced to choose, I pick John over Joan any day! Anyway, I repeat my earlier statement. My unusual crush would be Audrey Hepburn, and it's really only unusual because of my young age and the fact that she's deceased.