.. Sorry, that was asinine. What I meant to say was that after the last nitpicker thread, I expected this kind of response, so I made this post as a sort of self-depreciating joke. 'Course the classy folks here used it to jump on me, again--maybe it was too subtle for them. I don't know. That's not to say I'm not genuinely annoyed that the fabric isn't what I was expecting. There's nothing special about it--I got it from Philips Boyne. $20 for a 3-yard cut and they'll sell to anybody, you just have to call them and ask.